The Lucena endgame shall, from now on, be the Simon and Garfunkel endgame. Because you're building a Bridge over Troubled Ranks.
We've all seen an Osmonds game - one wherein there are Crazy Horses.
There are, of course, no Orff games, because we're to blame for our copious blunders ourselves; O Fortuna stays out of it. (Unless you want a Puer and a Puellula to play in Cellula... but that isn't chess. And though it's common to play In Taberna, Bibere while you do so is bad for your game.)
Blitz can be renamed Helter Skelter, if it's played fast enough that the players'VE GOT BLISTERS ON THEIR FINGERS!
(Speaking of which album... Piggies on the seventh rank?)
The first move of a pawn is its Madness move, because it's allowed to go One! Step! Beyond!
If you play a whole game according to Philidor's theory, you have a Bach game: a Bauernkantate. Oh, and during the game, schweigt stille, plaudert nicht! And drink your coffee.
And finally... when you've just "sacced" your Queen of the Blacks, and you're now going after the White one... dann kocht der Hölle Rache in deinem Herzen!