18 Oct 06
Originally posted by alexstclaireI tell you what you do then.
i cant afford to pay the bills, i just spent my last dime on some good rope....
1) Make sure you soak the rope and set it up properly. Look in ancient book and they will tell you exactly what to do just. People got paid big bucks back in the day to hang people and they knew how to do it just right. A quick snap and you get it over with. You don't want any mistakes now do you?
2) Borrow a whole bunch of money and throw a party in you name. Go wild on spending spree.
3) Put up a vacation flag on Rhp.
4) Do the deed.
18 Oct 06
Originally posted by RahimKhey thanks🙂 you have a lot of knowledge in this field....im gonna go pick up a book right now, yeah the party is on friday night, there will be some special punch, and it will end in me offing myself, hey you should come, do you know if rhp is gonna creat some sort of black permanent vacation sign for me???
I tell you what you do then.
1) Make sure you soak the rope and set it up properly. Look in ancient book and they will tell you exactly what to do just. People got paid big bucks back in the day to hang people and they knew how to do it just right. A quick snap and you get it over with. You don't want any mistakes now do you?
2) Borrow a whole bunch of ...[text shortened]... in you name. Go wild on spending spree.
3) Put up a vacation flag on Rhp.
4) Do the deed.
18 Oct 06
Originally posted by alexstclaireI seen a movie about that. Here is the image:
hey thanks🙂 you have a lot of knowledge in this field....im gonna go pick up a book right now, yeah the party is on friday night, there will be some special punch, and it will end in me offing myself, hey you should come, do you know if rhp is gonna creat some sort of black permanent vacation sign for me???
A crowd is gathered to see you hang someone. You are the king and want to make an example out of this person. So you get your people to tie him up and everything, he's up on stage standing on a stool. The crowd starts cheering and chanting and the killer kicks the stool out from under him. The person falls and starts chocking but doesn't die. Every starts booing, so you redo over and over till you finally get it right on the 4th time. By this time everyone is tired and goes home and no one stays to watch the other people get hanged.
Now you hire a proffessional, he soaks the rope properly the night before, and the hanging goes perfectly. SNAP! and it's all over. The crowd is pleased with the King.
You can't just buy any rope and you can't just tie any knot. It has to be done perfectly so you can get it over with quickly and efficiently.
I don't believe in any of this hanging business, but if you want advice then you can take that.
Thank you for the invitation but I cannot make it. I will have my press represenative attend on my behalf and will send flowers.