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What would Greenpawn Do?

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This thread is so thuroughly Jacked, that I don't know what to do anymore.

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Originally posted by Nowakowski
This thread is so thuroughly Jacked, that I don't know what to do anymore.
What would Greenpawn do?

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Originally posted by heinzkat
What would Greenpawn do?
Shoot threadjackers!

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Originally posted by Nowakowski
This thread is so thuroughly Jacked, that I don't know what to do anymore.
green spray paint

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Originally posted by Nowakowski
This thread is so thuroughly Jacked, that I don't know what to do anymore.
You could have started it off somewhat more smoothly: posted 30 seconds after a random internet blitz game; 5 edits and still no working PGN; reference to GP34 so he must come in and say something witty; others must jump on that Greenpawn response and then there's the usual hijacking going on in the meanwhile too. Can't we add some Fischer reference here too, to lure in the troublemakers, i.e. let's say...

If Fischer would start chess today, his rating would not get higher than 1500 USCF (or 115 ECF) because chess has developed so much in the past years.

Bring it on guys 🙂

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Originally posted by heinzkat
You could have started it off somewhat more smoothly: posted 30 seconds after a random internet blitz game; 5 edits and still no working PGN; reference to GP34 so he must come in and say something witty; others must jump on that Greenpawn response and then there's the usual hijacking going on in the meanwhile too. Can't we add some Fischer reference here to F (or 115 ECF) because chess has developed so much in the past years.

Bring it on guys 🙂
Fischer's out of lipstick, but in that nice blitz game that did get properly posted, two rooks achieved dominance on the seventh. Our friend from Montana may not have green spray paint for his pawns or lipstick for his rooks, but he's got the t-shirt:

WWGPD?

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Originally posted by Wulebgr
Fischer's out of lipstick, but in that nice blitz game that did get properly posted, two rooks achieved dominance on the seventh. Our friend from Montana may not have green spray paint for his pawns or lipstick for his rooks, but he's got the t-shirt:

WWGPD?
Pretty much yeah.

WWGPD?

put it on the korner. I'd buy it.

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It's Saturday Night.

Greenpawn is going down the pub. Advise you do the same.

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Originally posted by greenpawn34
It's Saturday Night.

Greenpawn is going down the pub. Advise you do the same.
Pub?
Joke? HaHa.

Bar. Club. or if your in South A..."Disco"
No pubs.
Old people go to pubs.


WWND?

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Originally posted by greenpawn34
It's Saturday Night.

Greenpawn is going down the pub. Advise you do the same.
It's Saturday morning in Washington (the state, not the city).

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Originally posted by Nowakowski
Pub?
Joke? HaHa.

Bar. Club. or if your in South A..."Disco"
No pubs.
Old people go to pubs.


WWND?
Have to get you into Bells sometimes - your idea of what
a pub is needs changing.

Back from pub.

Pub full of young things yakking away.
No chess players and my chess playing table is taken up
with buck toothed students. So I cannot even sit and look at positions
cooking up new traps.

Have some old cans of Guiness left from New Year.
Going to drink these, play blitz , post silly things on the forum
all this whilst listening to The Beatles.

A perfect night.

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Originally posted by greenpawn34
Have to get you into Bells sometimes - your idea of what
a pub is needs changing.

Back from pub.

Pub full of young things yakking away.
No chess players and my chess playing table is taken up
with buck toothed students. So I cannot even sit and look at positions
cooking up new traps.

Have some old cans of Guiness left from New Year.
Going t ...[text shortened]... , post silly things on the forum
all this whilst listening to The Beatles.

A perfect night.
I say get drunk and chase split tail.

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Originally posted by greenpawn34

Have some old cans of Guiness left from New Year.
Going to drink these, play blitz , post silly things on the forum
all this whilst listening to The Beatles.

A perfect night.
And for that, you, sir, are a gentleman. Chess be hanged. (And the way I'm playing lately it certainly shall be.) 😀

Started with the Beatles, moved on to Neil Young and have worked my way up to ZZ Top. Sam Adams Brown Ale paving the way...

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Originally posted by greenpawn34
Have to get you into Bells sometimes - your idea of what
a pub is needs changing.

Back from pub.

Pub full of young things yakking away.
No chess players and my chess playing table is taken up
with buck toothed students. So I cannot even sit and look at positions
cooking up new traps.

Have some old cans of Guiness left from New Year.
Going t ...[text shortened]... , post silly things on the forum
all this whilst listening to The Beatles.

A perfect night.
After a night with the fab four and some dark brew, it will be time to write a bit: I'll be watching Chandler Cornered for a full report.

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Originally posted by sbacat
Started with the Beatles, moved on to Neil Young and have worked my way up to ZZ Top. Sam Adams Brown Ale paving the way...
With that music and beer, I'm ready to hang George Washington and all his chums.

Now, if you were listening to the Grateful Dead and drinking Kentucky Bourbon, I'd say American independence led to some improvements.