Originally posted by MIODude'doesn't get the bull off the ice' is one it uses often in my games.
I was analyzing one of my games.. and got this.
..Black has lost his nerve... Understandable when you consider his position.
(I won't tell you what colour I was.. 😛 )
any other interesting comments for those analyzing their games after?
Originally posted by ark13yes.. I've seen that one too..
That's my favorite one too! I also like, "(some move) doesn't get the cat off the tree". Is that one there or am I just halucinating?
I also hate when during the analysis, it says "Unusual replies to xx", makes me realize I obviously wasn't playing a smart opening.
It once told me to stop playing chess. Another time it told me to change my identity and move. Last time I played it said, "If only I had legs to run away with". I just chucked at all of them then went and sat in the corner of the basement for a couple hours.
Josh-Kidding of course, I don't even have fritz 😉
Originally posted by GalaxyShieldIt would be pretty cool if fritz did say things like,
It once told me to stop playing chess. Another time it told me to change my identity and move. Last time I played it said, "If only I had legs to run away with". I just chucked at all of them then went and sat in the corner of the ba ...[text shortened]...
Josh-Kidding of course, I don't even have fritz 😉
"Have you ever tried golf?"
"With a move like that, it's surprising you didn't win by default when your opponent laughed himself into a coma"
"I can't believe I'm the first one to tell you this, but, chess isn't your thing?"
"And exactly how long did you think on that one for?"
"I've seen better moves from a ham sandwitch."
"I don't know how to put this but... you suck."
"Have you ever heard of the phrase, opening theory?"
"If your mating paterns reflect in any way on your sex life, it's no wonder you're alone."
It could be called 'Rude Fritz 1' and it would spew those and others while you were trying to play a game with it. It'll sell for millions and I'm copyrighting it 'Rude Fritz 1' C. Ha, I'm going to email Chessbase now and they'll pay millions for it.
Originally posted by ark13Lol.
It would be pretty cool if fritz did say things like,
"Have you ever tried golf?"
"With a move like that, it's surprising you didn't win by default when your opponent laughed himself into a coma"
"I can't believe I'm the first one to tell you this, but, chess isn't your thing?"
"And exactly how long did you think on that one for?"
...[text shortened]... it 'Rude Fritz 1' C. Ha, I'm going to email Chessbase now and they'll pay millions for it.
Mine's in dutch,so it prolly uses different lines to mock you.It mostly comments on my opening moves,but sometimes uses the same in the middlegame.The 3 most popular are:
-Yes,yes,I've seen that move before.Didn't it come with the arch of Noah?
-Hmmmm,yes,now I remember,first played in the russian mineworkers championships,in 1950.
-Ah yes,Garry Kasparov vs his mother,Baku 1960(?)
When I blitz through the opening it usually says: Hey,did you pull out that Megadeth cd again?
It is remarkably quiet when you're playing well though 🙂
Oh,and when I'm practising endgames,and I finally manage to find the winning line,it may say: Ok,ok,I give up.Who did I have the honour to play?Is it you Garry?Judith?Kramnik?
And when practising to mate with K+N+B vs K,upon being checkmated it may pop up the message: Well,well,maybe humans can play chess after all!
Funny piece of software 😀
Originally posted by MIODudelol -
I was analyzing one of my games.. and got this.
..Black has lost his nerve... Understandable when you consider his position.
(I won't tell you what colour I was.. 😛 )
any other interesting comments for those analyzing their games after?