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    16 Feb '06 04:111 edit
    Sorry...accidentally posted 2....here goes

    a) If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
    b) If a hole is 20m deep, how deep is half that hole?
    c)-This is an obvious classic- A plane coming from Denmark with Swiss refugees crashes on the border of the USA and Canada, where do they bury the survivors?
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    16 Feb '06 09:21
    c) In the USA. The Canadians wouldn't consider burying the survivors 😉.
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    16 Feb '06 10:47
    a) ummm pilgrims maybe ( http://pilgrims.net/plymouth/history/passengers.htm )
    b) maybe we can somehow figure that out using the neverending piece of string? 🙂
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    16 Feb '06 15:43
    Originally posted by prosoccer
    Sorry...accidentally posted 2....here goes

    a) If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
    b) If a hole is 20m deep, how deep is half that hole?
    c)-This is an obvious classic- A plane coming from Denmark with Swiss refugees crashes on the border of the USA and Canada, where do they bury the survivors?
    b) 20mm
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    16 Feb '06 17:12
    Originally posted by SJ247
    b) 20mm
    😉
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    16 Feb '06 17:57
    Originally posted by Bowmann
    😉
    😏
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    16 Feb '06 19:02
    Originally posted by prosoccer
    Sorry...accidentally posted 2....here goes

    a) If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
    b) If a hole is 20m deep, how deep is half that hole?
    c)-This is an obvious classic- A plane coming from Denmark with Swiss refugees crashes on the border of the USA and Canada, where do they bury the survivors?
    a) June bugs
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    16 Feb '06 22:341 edit
    Originally posted by SJ247
    😏
    Do you often feel cocky? 😉
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    16 Feb '06 22:591 edit
    Originally posted by prosoccer
    Sorry...accidentally posted 2....here goes

    a) If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
    b) If a hole is 20m deep, how deep is half that hole?
    c)-This is an obvious classic- A plane coming from Denmark with Swiss refugees crashes on the border of the USA and Canada, where do they bury the survivors?
    A) May flowers bring more flowers next may
    B) It is 20m deep, not 20mm. Get it right.
    C) It would depend on where the survivors chose/were forced to live for the rest of thier lives, or maybe back to switzerland. Nobody wants a ground full of swiss people.
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    16 Feb '06 23:092 edits
    ya, you guys have a and c, but nobody has rightly figured out b. If you get it, pm me.
    a) May Flowers bring pilgrims
    b)?
    c) You don't bury survivors
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    17 Feb '06 00:16
    Originally posted by prosoccer
    ya, you guys have a and c, but nobody has rightly figured out b. If you get it, pm me.
    a) May Flowers bring pilgrims
    b)?
    c) You don't bury survivors
    How about:
    B) It depends which half you r talking about.
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    17 Feb '06 04:30
    Originally posted by prosoccer
    ya, you guys have a and c, but nobody has rightly figured out b. If you get it, pm me.
    a) May Flowers bring pilgrims
    b)?
    c) You don't bury survivors
    Oh come on, you know I meant 20m.
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    17 Feb '06 04:30
    Originally posted by Bowmann
    Do you often feel cocky? 😉
    Whenever possible.
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    18 Feb '06 04:51
    No, the answer for b is that there is no such thing as half a hole; every indentation (hole) in the ground is a hole. No such thing as half of one.
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    18 Feb '06 05:09
    Originally posted by prosoccer
    No, the answer for b is that there is no such thing as half a hole; every indentation (hole) in the ground is a hole. No such thing as half of one.
    Disagree.

    You ask "how deep is half the (20m) hole?" Deep implies from top to bottom. A hole is a void, space, and one can draw an imaginary line down the center of the hole, each half is 20m deep. Anything can be halved, even voids.
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