Originally posted by Matt of the Light
Here's another one.
..the king's wife
..the king's friend
..and the sister of the king's friend had dinner at the castle.
For dinner there were 3 pies but no knives.
How would they equally divide the pies?
They'd have to saw up their pies with their spoons!
Or is the king's friend's sister also the kings wife?
Or perhaps the king's wife is also his friend (bizarre royal family I know)?
Or perhaps the friend's sister is a vegetarian
Ah! The kings friend must be mad and have an imaginary sister - so that's why there are no knives!