Originally posted by ark13
How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they screw in hot tubs.
Originally posted by Dutch Defense
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris?
Originally posted by agryson
If a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? What kind of a ridiculous question is that! Only Chuck Norris can chuck Chuck Norris.
Edits: Sorry lots of chucks...