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Posers and Puzzles

Posers and Puzzles

  1. 10 Nov '05 05:26
    I love girls, and i thin now is the time to rise and shine and snatch my first GIRLFRIEND.....how do i go, ive got one girl already on me, but i only met her on the internet, she lives near me but not near enuff to wal ....how do i meet
  2. Subscriber BigDoggProblem
    The Advanced Mind
    10 Nov '05 06:43
    Originally posted by jimrulz1518
    I love girls, and i thin now is the time to rise and shine and snatch my first GIRLFRIEND.....how do i go, ive got one girl already on me, but i only met her on the internet, she lives near me but not near enuff to wal ....how do i meet
    Call a cab, catch a bus, hitch a ride, etc. Use some freakin' imagination, man!
  3. 10 Nov '05 13:13
    i'm not sure. i mean just be careful you know. meeting people from the internet can be dangerous. i suppose you should call a cab take a bus blah, blah, blah. but be sure to meet, if you do, somewhere public.
  4. 18 Nov '05 10:51
    Call her to your house
  5. 18 Nov '05 15:47 / 1 edit
    Tell her to meet you in the back alley next to a McDonalds.


    Girls like a guy with class.
  6. 19 Nov '05 04:07
    Originally posted by jimrulz1518
    I love girls, and i thin now is the time to rise and shine and snatch my first GIRLFRIEND.....how do i go, ive got one girl already on me, but i only met her on the internet, she lives near me but not near enuff to wal ....how do i meet
    Fix the 'K' on your keyboard.
  7. Standard member PBE6
    Bananarama
    19 Nov '05 09:37
    Originally posted by Checkmate187
    Fix the 'K' on your keyboard.
    That's a good start. But don't forget to fix your clothes, hair, breath, diction, manners, attitude, sense of humour, and monetary position. Jimmy, you're going nowhere fast. Poor sod.
  8. 19 Nov '05 11:32
    Originally posted by jimrulz1518
    I love girls, and i thin now is the time to rise and shine and snatch my first GIRLFRIEND.....how do i go, ive got one girl already on me, but i only met her on the internet, she lives near me but not near enuff to wal ....how do i meet
    Do you get your kicks from starting this exact thread every few days&seeing what kind of replies it receives? I think you should spend less time jerking off to red hot pawn. You really are a sad tosser!
  9. 21 Nov '05 18:31
    guys when will you stop posting. He might be having dates with her by now...
  10. Standard member ark13
    Enola Straight
    21 Nov '05 20:10 / 1 edit
    Originally posted by setlist
    Do you get your kicks from starting this exact thread every few days&seeing what kind of replies it receives? I think you should spend less time jerking off to red hot pawn. You really are a sad tosser!
    Do you get your kicks from harrassing and insulting children online? Let the kid do what he wants.
  11. 22 Nov '05 04:16
    Originally posted by BigDoggProblem
    Call a cab, catch a bus, hitch a ride, etc. Use some freakin' imagination, man!
    first, if you really are nervous, ask her to describe herself, what she looks like, her hobbies. then either get a cab or bus. hell, rent a limo! but, if you're any kind of real man, you'll not care what she looks like, and will march over to her house, and ask her out. get the going gets tough, the tough gets going. get your butt out there and take a chance. you like her, she probably likes you, so pluck up what ever courage you've got!!! go get her tiger! lol
  12. 22 Nov '05 04:17
    Originally posted by Tetsujin
    Tell her to meet you in the back alley next to a McDonalds.


    Girls like a guy with class.
    good idea, i thin.
  13. 22 Nov '05 04:18
    hey, give him hope, not sh** like that! you go Jimmy!
  14. 22 Nov '05 04:19
    shut the **** up!
  15. 22 Nov '05 04:20
    VERY TRUE. Jimmy, have you asked her out yet?