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Posers and Puzzles

Posers and Puzzles

  1. 06 Mar '05 15:06 / 2 edits
    [1] Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but not to their crotch when they ask for the toilet?

    [2] What makes teflon stick to the pans?

    [3] Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

    [4] What's a synonym for 'synonym'?

    [5] Why is yawning infectious?

    [6] Did Adam & Eve have navels?

    [7] Why is the Universe here rather than not here?

    [8] Why do Americans park in the driveway and drive in the parkway?

    [9] Why are they called 'apartments' if they are all bunched up together?

    [10] How come a shipment is sent by truck or car, but a cargo is sent by ship?

    [11] How come there is only one word for 'thesaurus'?

    [12] Did the same cruel person who decided to spell 'dyslexic' like that also put the 's' in 'lisp'?

    [13] Why are boxing rings square?

    [14] If you throw out some odds and ends, what have you got left?

    [15] Why isn't 'phonetic' spelled with an 'f'?

    [16] If Dracula can't see himself in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neat?

    [17] Why do hot dogs come in 10's and hot dog buns in 8's?

    [18] If a book about failure doesn't sell, is it a success?

    [19] When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

    [20] Why do we say 'after dark', when it's actually 'after light'?

    [21] Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

    [22] Is a castrated pig disgruntled?

    [23] If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

    [24] Why do they have 'interstate' highways in Hawaii?

    [25] Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

    [26] Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

    [27] Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

    [28] Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

    [29] Why is it that to stop Windows 98 or XP, you have to click on "Start"?

    [30] Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

    [31] Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

    [32] Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

    [33] Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?

    [34] Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

    [35] Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

    [36] You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

    [37] Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

    [38] If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

    [39] If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

    [40] If Batman is so smart, how come he wears his underpants outside his trousers?
  2. Standard member XanthosNZ
    Cancerous Bus Crash
    06 Mar '05 21:45
    Originally posted by THUDandBLUNDER
    [1] Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but not to their crotch when they ask for the toilet?

    [2] What makes teflon stick to the pans?

    [3] Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

    [4] What's a synonym for 'synonym'?

    [5] Why is yawning infectious?

    [6] Did Adam & Eve have navels?

    [7] Why is the Univer ...[text shortened]... terminal?

    [40] If Batman is so smart, how come he wears his underpants outside his trousers?
    FW: fw: Fw: FW: FW: So funny list of stuff

    OMG this is so funn you have to read it.


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