1. Standard memberirontigran
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    10 May '07 19:02
    easy ones please
  2. Standard memberirontigran
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    10 May '07 19:04
    heres one im making up as i go so this should suck.

    a guy walks into a bar...he orders a mango-kiwi iced teas frappa-chappa chompy... the bartender shoots him. why?

    bonus:does he live?
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    10 May '07 19:151 edit
    Originally posted by jvanhine
    heres one im making up as i go so this should suck.

    a guy walks into a bar...he orders a mango-kiwi iced teas frappa-chappa chompy... the bartender shoots him. why?

    bonus:does he live?
    I know the answer, I know the answer:

    He Is Certainly Killed - Using Pills

    But he survives.
  4. Standard memberDeepThought
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    What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
  5. Standard memberirontigran
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    10 May '07 22:49
    Originally posted by DeepThought
    What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
    a mouthful😴
  6. Standard memberirontigran
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    10 May '07 22:50
    and i dont mean the yawning smiley as yawningbut father the only one that mouth opened properly
  7. Standard memberDutch Defense
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    10 May '07 23:471 edit


    White to move and mate in 2.
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    1 Bxf7+ Ke7 2 Nd5#
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    11 May '07 02:081 edit
    Originally posted by DeepThought
    What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
    42! (And this is why the Universe is so messed up. Fortunately, now that we have both the answer and question, this Universe will now implode on itself and be replaced by a Universe with and even more bizarre question and answer.)
  10. Standard memberirontigran
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    11 May '07 17:10
    mine is he order a fruity drink and thats why the bartender shot him....and no, he did live, the bartender was 2ft away when he shot
  11. Standard memberirontigran
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    11 May '07 17:12
    a game i just finished:
  12. Standard memberirontigran
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    11 May '07 17:20
    wait, how do i put one in?? i dont get the faq
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