1. Felicific Forest
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    17 Aug '03 15:43
    A party of Mensa members was being given a guided tour of the Clocks
    and Watches Gallery. I bet you can't tell me which timepiece has the
    fewest moving parts, said the Curator.A sundial bellowed the
    intellectually gifted ones. OK, said the slightly peeved Curator,
    which time piece has the most moving parts? There was a prolonged
    silence.What was the answer?

    Have fun,

    IvanH.
  2. Standard memberFiathahel
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    17 Aug '03 17:54
    Originally posted by ivanhoe
    A party of Mensa members was being given a guided tour of the Clocks
    and Watches Gallery. I bet you can't tell me which timepiece has the
    fewest moving parts, said the Curator.A sundial bellowed the
    intellectually gifted ones. OK, said the slightly peeved Curator,
    which time piece has the most moving parts? There was a prolonged
    silence.What was the answer?

    Have fun,

    IvanH.
    The answer can only be one thing: the thing with more parts then anything else: the universe. Or at least our earth in combination with our sun.
  3. Felicific Forest
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    17 Aug '03 20:51
    Originally posted by Fiathahel
    The answer can only be one thing: the thing with more parts then anything else: the universe. Or at least our earth in combination with our sun.


    It hasn't got that many parts and it's more down to earth ...

    IvanH.
  4. Donationbbarr
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    17 Aug '03 21:01
    Originally posted by ivanhoe
    A party of Mensa members was being given a guided tour of the Clocks
    and Watches Gallery. I bet you can't tell me which timepiece has the
    fewest moving parts, said the Curator.A sundial bellowed the
    intellectually gifted ones. OK, said the slightly peeved Curator,
    which time piece has the most moving parts? There was a prolonged
    silence.What was the answer?

    Have fun,

    IvanH.
    If you count all the individual grains of sand, then a suitably large hourglass would have the most moving parts.
  5. Felicific Forest
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    17 Aug '03 21:14
    Originally posted by bbarr
    If you count all the individual grains of sand, then a suitably large hourglass would have the most moving parts.


    Yes bbar, the answer is an hourglass !!
    An ordinary hourglass contains enough grains of sand
    to be the timepiece with the most moving parts.

    A red Ferrari is coming your way !!

    IvanH.
  6. Standard memberStarValleyWy
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    18 Aug '03 02:161 edit
    Post facto reasoning... How about the Sun Dial? It (the Sun) consists of more hydrogen atoms and/or quarks than does the sand thingy? I really, really need a car. I'm desperate!😵 It is an itegral part of the machine. Please make mine a really dark blue color.🙁 Please.
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    18 Aug '03 05:56
    Originally posted by StarValleyWy
    Post facto reasoning... How about the Sun Dial? It (the Sun) consists of more hydrogen atoms and/or quarks than does the sand thingy? I really, really need a car. I'm desperate!😵 It is an itegral part of the machine. Please make mine a really dark blue color.🙁 Please.
    Well, the hour glass needs gravity... How many parts does that have? 🙄
  8. Felicific Forest
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    18 Aug '03 15:54
    Originally posted by StarValleyWy
    Post facto reasoning... How about the Sun Dial? It (the Sun) consists of more hydrogen atoms and/or quarks than does the sand thingy? I really, really need a car. I'm desperate!😵 It is an itegral part of the machine. Please make mine a really dark blue color.🙁 Please.


    All right, you're lucky because I'm in a good mood today.
    A Dark Blue Ferrari is coming your way !!

    IvanH.
  9. Felicific Forest
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    18 Aug '03 15:59
    Originally posted by iamatiger
    Well, the hour glass needs gravity... How many parts does that have? 🙄


    This whole thing is getting out of hand ...
    But I'm still in a good mood ... so,
    a Red Ferrari is coming your way !!
    Weregiven'm away !!
  10. Standard memberStarValleyWy
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    18 Aug '03 18:45
    Originally posted by iamatiger
    Well, the hour glass needs gravity... How many parts does that have? 🙄
    Good point... ah ha! The Sun needs gravity too! So add all them there parts into the sun dial! ( do you get the feeling this could be leading to an infinite sum game?)
  11. Standard memberStarValleyWy
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    18 Aug '03 18:46
    Originally posted by ivanhoe


    All right, you're lucky because I'm in a good mood today.
    A Dark Blue Ferrari is coming your way !!

    IvanH.
    Thanks, IvanH.

    I'll be careful to keep my dark blue Ferrari out of the sun! And Sand. Dang! This means i can't take it to the beach. Oh, well. Didn't have time anyway.:'(
  12. Standard memberroyalchicken
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    18 Aug '03 18:53
    Here's my restatement of Murphy's Law:

    Within 100 yards of any car with a retail value over 30 000 USD, there lurks a young waif with a bag of bologna.
  13. Felicific Forest
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    18 Aug '03 20:59
    Originally posted by StarValleyWy
    Thanks, IvanH.

    I'll be careful to keep my dark blue Ferrari out of the sun! And Sand. Dang! This means i can't take it to the beach. Oh, well. Didn't have time anyway.:'(


    You're welcome, StarvalleyWy.

    IvanH.
  14. Standard memberTheMaster37
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    20 Aug '03 13:06
    Originally posted by ivanhoe
    I bet you can't tell me which timepiece has the
    fewest moving parts, said the Curator.
    Ehm...maybe I'm not reading it right, but to me "fewest" means "the one with the smallest amount".

    Therefor the answer must be the sundial, wich has no moving parts at all. That is, if you count the shadow, wich all objects have.
  15. Standard memberTheMaster37
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    20 Aug '03 15:00
    😳 stupid me

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