Originally posted by Andrew Kern
A woman was drinking her tea when she noticed a fly in her cup. A waiter came up and took her glass, then brought back a fresh cup. She took a sip and then yelled, 'THIS IS THE SAME GLASS!" How did she know?

Originally posted by coquette
Lipstick smudge

Yea. It works, but she called out after drinking a little bit. It it was a lipstick smudge, she would have known before.

She added sugar before she noticed the fly.

Originally posted by HandyAndy
She added sugar before she noticed the fly.

Anyone have any others?

Originally posted by Andrew Kern
Anyone have any others?

Originally posted by HandyAndy
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years.

Originally posted by Ponderable
the letter "m"

5 men went out to play. They played for money, not for fun untill the next day. When they had all gone to bed, they had all made money. What did they do, and who were they?

Originally posted by Ponderable
the letter "m"

Originally posted by Andrew Kern
5 men went out to play. They played for money, not for fun untill the next day. When they had all gone to bed, they had all made money. What did they do, and who were they?

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Were they musicians?

A family was on a bus when they decided to stop and get some food. They got off the bus, and were the only ones who got off. At the restraunt where they were eating, they see that the very bus they had gotten off of minutes ago had been crushed by a falling boulder. Half of the people on had died. After a few seconds, the mother said, "I wish we had never gotten off." The father said, "Why? Suicide?" But then said, "Oh... I agree."
Why should they have stayed on the bus?

Originally posted by Andrew Kern
Why should they have stayed on the bus?