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Second Devious Riddle

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Similar to Bishop's riddle below, and mentioned in an irc channel. This riddle comes from an old commercial and is highly amusing.

If you have it, you don't need it.
If you need it, you don't have it.
If you have it, you need more of it.
If you have more of it, you don't need less of it.
You need it to get it.
And you certainly need it to get more of it.
But if you don't already have any of it to begin with,
you can't get any of it to get started with,
so you have no idea how to get any of it in the first place.

It's a bit silly for a riddle, but nonetheless a good one.

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Money?

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Not the answer I was looking for, but not a bad fit.

Anyone else with suggestions for things which require you have them in order to get them?

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http://tinyurl.com/3afpwj

HandyAndy
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Commercial for Old Spice.

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Originally posted by geepamoogle
Similar to Bishop's riddle below, and mentioned in an irc channel. This riddle comes from an old commercial and is highly amusing.

If you have it, you don't need it.
If you need it, you don't have it.
If you have it, you need more of it.
If you have more of it, you don't need less of it.
You need it to get it.
And you certainly need it to get ...[text shortened]... y of it in the first place.

It's a bit silly for a riddle, but nonetheless a good one.
good commercial, experience

brc

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I think mine was better 🙂

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i was gonna say...what that guy said about that womens basketball team.........dont think id get away from that one 🙁

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Originally posted by geepamoogle

If you have it, you don't need it.
...
If you have it, you need more of it.
Two lines almost next to each other saying opposite things? What is this, the Bible?

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Originally posted by Coconut
Two lines almost next to each other saying opposite things? What is this, the Bible?
RUNNNN!!! hes preaching

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Is it love? 🙂

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Originally posted by geepamoogle
Similar to Bishop's riddle below, and mentioned in an irc channel. This riddle comes from an old commercial and is highly amusing.

If you have it, you don't need it.
If you need it, you don't have it.
If you have it, you need more of it.
If you have more of it, you don't need less of it.
You need it to get it.
And you certainly need it to get ...[text shortened]... y of it in the first place.

It's a bit silly for a riddle, but nonetheless a good one.
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