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Originally posted by Bowmann
Good try.

But I'm afraid that's an interjection. It doesn't qualify as a sentence.
Fair enough.

So the sentence must have a subject and a verb but no proper noun? Sheesh. Should I even bother? What's the best one so far, 3 letters?

I believe I shall move on.

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Originally posted by darvlay
So the sentence must have a subject and a verb...?
Not really. A sentence must either have these or sufficiently imply them. There are no precise rules.

(That may be why this thread struggled on for so long.)

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Repel a leper.

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Tons of UFO snot.


Edit: I also posted this in the Debates forum. Just for the hell of it.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Tons of UFO snot.


Edit: I also posted this in the Debates forum. Just for the hell of it.
Yo, banana boy!

(not mine, but funny)

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DNA Hymn in my hand...


Or: DNA Hymn is in my hand...

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Originally posted by Bowmann
DNA Hymn in my hand...


Or: DNA Hymn is in my hand...
LOL

If you posted that in General they would pretend not to understand.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
DNA Hymn in my hand...


Or: DNA Hymn is in my hand...
Can DNA Sing?

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Where's Cheeseplaster?

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Never mind this Shortest Palindrome nonsense. When you have time you should visit me at the Moor Room, a new local restaurant for palindromists. Here is the menu:

DO, O FOOD [main course]
Tangy gnat
Koalas a la OK
La emu meal
Salad, alas

GORGE GROG [drinks]
Regal Lager
Lemon O'Mel

DESSERTS STRESSED
Sugar a' Gus
Bananas an’ a Nab

And after dinner, I will strap you down and make you listen to some of my new poetry, the fourth-worst in the world after Vogon poetry:

AMEN, ICY CINEMA

Amen, I can!
I stop elastic ire
To see La Dolce Vita.

Covet?
I moisten nose,
Sonnets I omit, evocative clod!

Ale? Esoteric?
It's ale! Pots in a cinema!

After all, are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?

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"...are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?"

Excellent. Gets a rec too.

skeeter

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no on

This could be a quick sentence exlainng the lack of an "on" switch on some kind of electrical device.

tame mat

A very inoffensive doormat

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Talk English!
That's not a pallendrome

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How about

BOLTON

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Originally posted by tommygear
How about

BOLTON
You need to see a doctor:


'Doc, note: I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod.'

'Cigar? Toss it in a can! It is so tragic.'