1. USA
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    20 May '07 14:45
    A man named Larry goes into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender pulls out a gun and points it at him. Then Larry says, "Thank you," and walks out.

    What could have actually happened?
  2. Standard memberirontigran
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    20 May '07 16:17
    is this a copy of mineπŸ˜› does he ask for a weak drink???
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    20 May '07 16:26
    Larry had the hiccups, so having the gun pulled on him scared him enough to stop them.
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    20 May '07 16:36
    o ya, i think i have heard that one before...
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    20 May '07 16:39
    a bit of a dave attell joke:
    so im at a bus station when a guy with one tooth walks up to me, he asks me if i need directions...thats about the time i thought what is someone with one tooth able to do???say, i like toffee..can you help me start this apple???so i say no thanks, if i needed directions id get it from someone with one leg, because they know the shortest way there!πŸ˜€
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    20 May '07 17:08
    Originally posted by jvanhine
    a bit of a dave attell joke:
    so im at a bus station when a guy with one tooth walks up to me, he asks me if i need directions...thats about the time i thought what is someone with one tooth able to do???say, i like toffee..can you help me start this apple???so i say no thanks, if i needed directions id get it from someone with one leg, because they know the shortest way there!πŸ˜€
    LOLπŸ™‚
  7. SubscriberAThousandYoung
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    22 May '07 10:24
    Larry's a recovering alcoholic and asked the bartender to do that if he ever came in for a drink.
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    01 Jun '08 07:04
    Originally posted by Dance Master MC
    A man named Larry goes into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender pulls out a gun and points it at him. Then Larry says, "Thank you," and walks out.

    What could have actually happened?
    I think larry sked for a drink named as "gun"
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    04 Jun '08 13:30
    Originally posted by Dance Master MC
    A man named Larry goes into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender pulls out a gun and points it at him. Then Larry says, "Thank you," and walks out.

    What could have actually happened?
    What could have actually happened is that Larry got his drink, sat down, pulled a couple of ladies, took them home, had a bit of ow's yer farver, called them a taxi-cab and been up in time for work the following day. Doubt it though.
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    04 Jun '08 21:02
    Originally posted by Dance Master MC
    A man named Larry goes into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender pulls out a gun and points it at him. Then Larry says, "Thank you," and walks out.

    What could have actually happened?
    It was a squirt gun full of water
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