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Posers and Puzzles

Posers and Puzzles

  1. 20 May '07 14:45
    A man named Larry goes into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender pulls out a gun and points it at him. Then Larry says, "Thank you," and walks out.

    What could have actually happened?
  2. Standard member irontigran
    Rob Scheider is..
    20 May '07 16:17
    is this a copy of mine does he ask for a weak drink???
  3. 20 May '07 16:26
    Larry had the hiccups, so having the gun pulled on him scared him enough to stop them.
  4. Standard member irontigran
    Rob Scheider is..
    20 May '07 16:36
    o ya, i think i have heard that one before...
  5. Standard member irontigran
    Rob Scheider is..
    20 May '07 16:39
    a bit of a dave attell joke:
    so im at a bus station when a guy with one tooth walks up to me, he asks me if i need directions...thats about the time i thought what is someone with one tooth able to do???say, i like toffee..can you help me start this apple???so i say no thanks, if i needed directions id get it from someone with one leg, because they know the shortest way there!
  6. 20 May '07 17:08
    Originally posted by jvanhine
    a bit of a dave attell joke:
    so im at a bus station when a guy with one tooth walks up to me, he asks me if i need directions...thats about the time i thought what is someone with one tooth able to do???say, i like toffee..can you help me start this apple???so i say no thanks, if i needed directions id get it from someone with one leg, because they know the shortest way there!
    LOL
  7. Subscriber AThousandYoung
    It's about respect
    22 May '07 10:24
    Larry's a recovering alcoholic and asked the bartender to do that if he ever came in for a drink.
  8. 01 Jun '08 07:04
    Originally posted by Dance Master MC
    A man named Larry goes into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender pulls out a gun and points it at him. Then Larry says, "Thank you," and walks out.

    What could have actually happened?
    I think larry sked for a drink named as "gun"
  9. 04 Jun '08 13:30
    Originally posted by Dance Master MC
    A man named Larry goes into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender pulls out a gun and points it at him. Then Larry says, "Thank you," and walks out.

    What could have actually happened?
    What could have actually happened is that Larry got his drink, sat down, pulled a couple of ladies, took them home, had a bit of ow's yer farver, called them a taxi-cab and been up in time for work the following day. Doubt it though.
  10. Standard member uzless
    The So Fist
    04 Jun '08 21:02
    Originally posted by Dance Master MC
    A man named Larry goes into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender pulls out a gun and points it at him. Then Larry says, "Thank you," and walks out.

    What could have actually happened?
    It was a squirt gun full of water