Stupid Mind Games

You are in a room, a totally sealed and confined space. The room has nothing inside, except for you, a saw and a round wooden table. You try to use the saw to cut your way out. Unfortunatly, the walls can't be sawn through. How do you get out? Yes/no questions will be answered. This riddle is very stupid, you will probably want to hit me after you hear the answer...

First you cut the table in half ...

The version I heard you didnt even have a saw to start! (You had to make one by rubbing your arm.)

And of course you shout at the top of your voice until you are hoarse ... and then make your getaway on that!

Stand on the table and saw through the ceiling.

You cannot saw through the ceiling.

Originally posted by Dejection
You cannot saw through the ceiling.

A lot of things weren't stated in the problem. It was not stated in the problem that you could not teleport, however teleporting is not the answer.

Originally posted by Dejection
A lot of things weren't stated in the problem. It was not stated in the problem that you could not teleport, however teleporting is not the answer.

Originally posted by wolfgang59
First you cut the table in half ...

The version I heard you didnt even have a saw to start! (You had to make one by rubbing your arm.)

And of course you shout at the top of your voice until you are hoarse ... and then make your getaway on that!

You can add in the room a calendar and a bed.

Extra stipulation;

Before you escape you have to have something
to drink and something to eat.

Drink water from spring in bed.
Eat dates from calendar.

Originally posted by wolfgang59
After you have cut the table in half - you put the two halves together to make ...

Originally posted by wolfgang59
After you have cut the table in half - you put the two halves together to make ...

Originally posted by wolfgang59
HOMOPHONES

Originally posted by wolfgang59
HOMOPHONES

Originally posted by golfer1
I think you and I are the only ones who get the riddle. The two halves put together make a (whole/hole). 🙂

Originally posted by Gastel
Wow!