Stupid Mind Games

Originally posted by Gastel
Can we have just one thread that leaves sexuality out of it!?!?

That's not what you think. Homophones are words that sound alike but have different meanings and spellings.

Originally posted by golfer1
That's not what you think. Homophones are words that sound alike but have different meanings and spellings.

Wow!

Originally posted by Gastel
Wow!

Can you type anything other than wow? 🙂

Originally posted by golfer1
I think you and I are the only ones who get the riddle. The two halves put together make a (whole/hole). 🙂

Really? You are so clever. Nobody else made that final step, you see.

Originally posted by golfer1
That's not what you think. Homophones are words that sound alike but have different meanings and spellings.

A joke is a phrase that does not sound alike and has the same spelling and punchline.

Originally posted by golfer1
Can you type anything other than wow? 🙂

Wow. American I see. I guess that explains a great deal in your case.

Originally posted by Dejection
You are in a room, a totally sealed and confined space. The room has nothing inside, except for you, a saw and a round wooden table. You try to use the saw to cut your way out. Unfortunatly, the walls can't be sawn through. How do you get out? Yes/no questions will be answered. This riddle is very stupid, you will probably want to hit me after you hear the answer...

Use the saw to cut the table in half. The two halves make a (w)hole. Go through it.

Originally posted by Gastel
Wow. American I see. I guess that explains a great deal in your case.

Your stereotypical comment explains one of the reasons the world is in the state it is today: narrow minds, perhaps, or maybe refusal to do much besides criticize. Not a lot to be 'explained' about this, but one can't expect much from prejudice, can they?

Originally posted by Crux Coudray
Your stereotypical comment explains one of the reasons the world is in the state it is today: narrow minds, perhaps, or maybe refusal to do much besides criticize. Not a lot to be 'explained' about this, but one can't expect much from prejudice, can they?

Yes,.... there is no reason to bash America here.

Originally posted by joe shmo
Yes,.... there is no reason to bash America here.

Not everyone is aristocracy over here.......

Thing is those british with their pesky sounds like their "oh-ewe's and their 'esses' just wouldn't have the pronunciation to understand this complex riddle.

AMERICA!!

Originally posted by Crux Coudray
Your stereotypical comment explains one of the reasons the world is in the state it is today: narrow minds, perhaps, or maybe refusal to do much besides criticize. Not a lot to be 'explained' about this, but one can't expect much from prejudice, can they?

Are you kidding!?!?

Originally posted by Gastel
Are you kidding!?!?

Your original statement basically said, "People from [insert location] are inferior to people from [insert second location].

That demonstrates either a lack of being able to convey a comedic statement, or severe ignorance. I would assume the former, but it may have been poorly worded.

Originally posted by forkedknight
Your original statement basically said, "People from [insert location] are inferior to people from [insert second location].

That demonstrates either a lack of being able to convey a comedic statement, or severe ignorance. I would assume the former, but it may have been poorly worded.

Read carefully, and I think you'll find it does not.

Originally posted by tamuzi
Thing is those british with their pesky sounds like their "oh-ewe's and their 'esses' just wouldn't have the pronunciation to understand this complex riddle.

AMERICA!!

zaag de tafel doormidden en maak van de twee helften een hele
(saw the table in halves and combine the two halves to make a (w)hole)

hm. It was so obvious. Now why didn't I get it? It must be my pesky pronounciation.



OK the "shout at the top of your voice till you are hoarse and make your getaway on it" but how do I make a saw by rubbing my arm?

I don't want to be a saw loser...