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Time for the ultimate game!!!!!

Posers and Puzzles

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Well that was obvious, I didn't think I needed to spell it out.
Sorry XanthosNZ, just pointing it out for the n00bs.

Now, does anyone have a +7 singing codpiece for sale? I need it to complete my Culotte Set of the Damned outfit. I've got an entire set of emerald napkin rings to trade if anyone's interested.

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I'd like to deploy my 7 legions of 'ladies in cakes' against Aborufjuice.

I'll also send my Ninja Chip-n-Dale dancer into Bowmann's camp with an Elephant G-string of Stomping.

Roll, gameboy.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I'd like to deploy my 7 legions of 'ladies in cakes' against Aborufjuice.

I'll also send my Ninja Chip-n-Dale dancer into Bowmann's camp with an Elephant G-string of Stomping.

Roll, gameboy.

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I'd like to deploy my 7 legions of 'ladies in cakes' against Aborufjuice.

Fail.

I'll also send my Ninja Chip-n-Dale dancer into Bowmann's camp with an Elephant G-string of Stomping.

Fail.

On top of this you also failed your remember to go to the bathroom check so take 4 ammonia damage.
You really suck.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
I'll also send my Ninja Chip-n-Dale dancer into Bowmann's camp with an Elephant G-string of Stomping.

Fail.
Actually, he Double-Faults since I already stopped playing. Oddly enough, this gives me 34 bonus points.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Actually, he Double-Faults since I already stopped playing. Oddly enough, this gives me 34 bonus points.
Premature ejection? A clear breach of the Revised Ultimate Game Ultimate Rule Set, 5th Penultimate Edition. Bowmann, you've been slain by an elf. Phlab, you've won 2nd place in a beauty contest; you collect $10, but are forced to spend it on Free Parking. Do not pass Go.

OK, time for the Big Money Wheel spin. NO whammies, NO whammies...

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Actually, he Double-Faults since I already stopped playing. Oddly enough, this gives me 34 bonus points.
I was trying to spank you on the way out one last time, but I guess I rolled tripple XNZeros...

How many of my ladies in cakes did I lose?

I convert all my limes to lemons for safe keeping.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Everyone uses their number of moves as bullets.
You get a smart bomb for number of wins/100.
You get armor based on number of games played.
You get a healing stone for every 100 recs.
You can convert a lemon to a lime or back 1nce per turn.
You can also put all your eggs in one basket, or distribute any way you like.


All the players take position ...[text shortened]... s to your advantage!

Sign up now, and I'll need one user willing to run the game.

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Are tripples still those purple with pink spotted triangle things like in the old version of the game?

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Originally posted by lausey
Are tripples still those purple with pink spotted triangle things like in the old version of the game?
Only under the heretic American rules. In the proper game triple snail score cubes are red with yellow trim.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Actually, he Double-Faults since I already stopped playing. Oddly enough, this gives me 34 bonus points.
Go to jail, go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200

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This game sucks... I lost all my Forum Thugs and it wasn't even my turn.

😞

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
This game sucks... I lost all my Forum Thugs and it wasn't even my turn.

😞

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kinda wonderin what happened there? i get back in and all the sudden everyone is out. sorry, i had to join the competition. your still a good guy in my book 😀

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
This game sucks... I lost all my Forum Thugs and it wasn't even my turn.

😞

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Next time somebody folds, take note!

And remember, round dice have been illegal since 1987.

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Originally posted by PocketKings
kinda wonderin what happened there? i get back in and all the sudden everyone is out. sorry, i had to join the competition. your still a good guy in my book 😀
You're. Lose 73 points for incorrect grammar. Also, take a penalty swig and roll 3 dice. If the total is a prime number OR 12 you earn 6 beetle counters that may not be used except in the case of mass genocide against chavs.