Enough kidding... XNZ should be almost ready to start the game. I think anyone who has not PM'd him yet better get on it. How many players we have so far?
Originally posted by ark13 Okay, I'll just use them to better my hitpoint harvest. I already have all of the upgrades, but the whole thing is going so slowly.
BTW, are the cowboys there yet? I instructed them to use their recalcitrance beams on your villagers to hurt your mana collection. But I'll lend you some mana if you need at 10% interest per quarter.
Just to let you know, ...[text shortened]... s to battle your seaweed warriors. I need to reestablish my trade routs with AThousandYoung.
I love how he calls flotillas of pillaging space Vikings "trade". My intercolonic laser launcher will be ready for you as soon as I mine some fractal ninjas. Don't mess with me.
PS Thanks for the backup Phlab. Here is the shipment of lemons as agreed.
Originally posted by abejnood I attack! I attack the formidable ark13! Doomed you are, Andy!
Smart bomb destruction!
You rolled a 13. Adding in your attack bonus of +3 and the various penalties (-3 for exclamation marks, -2 for attack smoothie, -7 for long range variation events, -1 for the twin prime theorem) you total 3. This is not high enough to successfully attack ark13 and his defense rating of 19.4 .
You fail horribly and must take a 'giant failure' token and also 12 points of intelligence damage.
Originally posted by XanthosNZ You rolled a 13. Adding in your attack bonus of +3 and the various penalties (-3 for exclamation marks, -2 for attack smoothie, -7 for long range variation events, -1 for the twin prime theorem) you total 3. This is not high enough to successfully attack ark13 and his defense rating of 19.4 .
You fail horribly and must take a 'giant failure' token and also 12 points of intelligence damage.
Don't forget, that's his third flanking coup this cycle - that makes him permanantly unemployable. Take him back to the octane fields and confiscate his pewter rollerskates.
Originally posted by PBE6 Don't forget, that's his third flanking coup this cycle - that makes him permanantly unemployable. Take him back to the octane fields and confiscate his pewter rollerskates.
Well that was obvious, I didn't think I needed to spell it out.