Unemployed, lazy, no willpower

That's me. Puzzle is to turn me into a productive and hardworking citizen.

join the armed forces and have your very own personal motivator?

Playing chess, even badly, is my 'raison d'etre'

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
That's me. Puzzle is to turn me into a productive and hardworking citizen.

The trick is to do some manual labour. My gardens need a hoeing, so you should come on by and offer up your services.

Originally posted by Gastel
The trick is to do some manual labour. My gardens need a hoeing, so you should come on by and offer up your services.

On a French theme, is that a 'double entendre'?

Originally posted by googlefudge
join the armed forces and have your very own personal motivator?

Thought about it. A lot. My current reason not to is that I'm on massive antidepressants and I don't think they'll let me take them in boot camp.

Originally posted by Gastel
The trick is to do some manual labour. My gardens need a hoeing, so you should come on by and offer up your services.

Sure thing. Send me the plane tickets. How much you paying?

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Sure thing. Send me the plane tickets. How much you paying?

Nothing a fine young boy like yourself should be excited enough to see the world and learn a few things about life. This is character building. But remember not to tell anybody else what you see here!

Originally posted by Gastel
Nothing a fine young boy like yourself should be excited enough to see the world and learn a few things about life. This is character building. But remember not to tell anybody else what you see here!

I'm no fine boy. I'm almost 30.

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
I'm no fine boy. I'm almost 30.

Ah, in your prime for my hoeing needs.

I hate it when people offer me a job hoeing. My massage clients used to offer to pay me for me hoeing services too. With the women I didn't mind...but the men...

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
I hate it when people offer me a job hoeing. My massage clients used to offer to pay me for me hoeing services too. With the women I didn't mind...but the men...

... you were absolutely thrilled!

Originally posted by Gastel
... you were absolutely thrilled!

I wasn't the one who was "absolutely thrilled"! 😉