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Unemployed, lazy, no willpower

Unemployed, lazy, no willpower

Posers and Puzzles

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That's me. Puzzle is to turn me into a productive and hardworking citizen.

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join the armed forces and have your very own personal motivator?

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Playing chess, even badly, is my 'raison d'etre'

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
That's me. Puzzle is to turn me into a productive and hardworking citizen.
The trick is to do some manual labour. My gardens need a hoeing, so you should come on by and offer up your services.

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Originally posted by Gastel
The trick is to do some manual labour. My gardens need a hoeing, so you should come on by and offer up your services.
On a French theme, is that a 'double entendre'?

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Originally posted by googlefudge
join the armed forces and have your very own personal motivator?
Thought about it. A lot. My current reason not to is that I'm on massive antidepressants and I don't think they'll let me take them in boot camp.

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Originally posted by Gastel
The trick is to do some manual labour. My gardens need a hoeing, so you should come on by and offer up your services.
Sure thing. Send me the plane tickets. How much you paying?

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Sure thing. Send me the plane tickets. How much you paying?
Nothing a fine young boy like yourself should be excited enough to see the world and learn a few things about life. This is character building. But remember not to tell anybody else what you see here!

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Originally posted by Gastel
Nothing a fine young boy like yourself should be excited enough to see the world and learn a few things about life. This is character building. But remember not to tell anybody else what you see here!
I'm no fine boy. I'm almost 30.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
I'm no fine boy. I'm almost 30.
Ah, in your prime for my hoeing needs.

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I hate it when people offer me a job hoeing. My massage clients used to offer to pay me for me hoeing services too. With the women I didn't mind...but the men...

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
I hate it when people offer me a job hoeing. My massage clients used to offer to pay me for me hoeing services too. With the women I didn't mind...but the men...
... you were absolutely thrilled!

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Originally posted by Gastel
... you were absolutely thrilled!
I wasn't the one who was "absolutely thrilled"! 😉