What's black and white and read all over?

What's black and white and read all over?

The knight's tour

What's pink, and hard in the morning?

Richard

Newspaper.

Originally posted by Shallow Blue
What's pink, and hard in the morning?

Richard

Originally posted by Trev33

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
[b]What's black and white and read all over?

A zebra that is sunburned

A bleeding penguin

A vampire having a midnight snack

A sunburned skunk/zebra/penguin

The Joker's face

A penguin in a blender

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Originally posted by tomtom232
Except for the fact that it says "read" not red.

What is black and white and cannot turn around in an alleyway?

Originally posted by wolfgang59
What is black and white and cannot turn around in an alleyway?

Originally posted by wolfgang59
What is black and white and cannot turn around in an alleyway?

Whoops ... should have said:

What is black and white and red all over and cannot turn around in an alleyway?


it is of course a nun with a 6 ft spear through her.

Originally posted by deriver69
Does the financial times have a crossword?

What is pink wrinkly and hangs out your pants?

Originally posted by Rank outsider
I misunderstood. I thought 'Richard' was the answer.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
[b]What's black and white and read all over?

A zebra that is sunburned

A bleeding penguin

A vampire having a midnight snack

A sunburned skunk/zebra/penguin

The Joker's face

A penguin in a blender

-wiki answers


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