1. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    01 May '12 21:051 edit
    Noddy refuses to pay the ransom.


    Dont moan ... its at least as funny as the Robinson Crusoe joke

    (and just as old)
  2. SubscriberKewpie
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    03 May '12 14:10
    What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?

    Sir.
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    Airconditioning.
  4. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    03 May '12 21:57
    Why do elephants paint their toe-nails red?





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    So they are camouflaged when hiding in cherry trees.
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    06 May '12 02:32
    Originally posted by wolfgang59
    Why do elephants paint their toe-nails red?





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    So they are camouflaged when hiding in cherry trees.
    That's why they invented "Cherry Bombs".
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    10 May '12 15:50
    Why do elephants have four feet?




    Because they'd look pretty silly with six inches.



    (Nice to be reminded of an old friend from school - thanks)
  7. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    22 May '12 22:04
    Originally posted by Rank outsider
    Why do elephants have four feet?




    Because they'd look pretty silly with six inches.



    (Nice to be reminded of an old friend from school - thanks)
    Have you heard the German version?

    Why do elephants have 1.2 metres?
    Because they would look silly with 15cm.
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    23 May '12 08:53
    Originally posted by wolfgang59
    Have you heard the German version?

    Why do elephants have 1.2 metres?
    Because they would look silly with 15cm.
    German? I thought that was French!

    Richard
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