Posers and Puzzles
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Noddy refuses to pay the ransom.
Dont moan ... its at least as funny as the Robinson Crusoe joke
(and just as old)
Australia
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What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?
Sir.
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Why do elephants paint their toe-nails red?
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So they are camouflaged when hiding in cherry trees.
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Originally posted by wolfgang59
Why do elephants paint their toe-nails red?
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So they are camouflaged when hiding in cherry trees.
That's why they invented "Cherry Bombs".
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Why do elephants have four feet?
Because they'd look pretty silly with six inches.
(Nice to be reminded of an old friend from school - thanks)
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Originally posted by Rank outsider
Why do elephants have four feet?
Because they'd look pretty silly with six inches.
(Nice to be reminded of an old friend from school - thanks)
Have you heard the German version?
Why do elephants have 1.2 metres?
Because they would look silly with 15cm.
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Originally posted by wolfgang59
Have you heard the German version?
Why do elephants have 1.2 metres?
Because they would look silly with 15cm.
German? I thought that was French!
Richard
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