Why Elephants Have Big Ears

Noddy refuses to pay the ransom.


Dont moan ... its at least as funny as the Robinson Crusoe joke

(and just as old)

What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?

Sir.

Airconditioning.

Why do elephants paint their toe-nails red?





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So they are camouflaged when hiding in cherry trees.

Originally posted by wolfgang59
Why do elephants paint their toe-nails red?





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So they are camouflaged when hiding in cherry trees.

Why do elephants have four feet?




Because they'd look pretty silly with six inches.



(Nice to be reminded of an old friend from school - thanks)

Originally posted by Rank outsider
Why do elephants have four feet?




Because they'd look pretty silly with six inches.



(Nice to be reminded of an old friend from school - thanks)

Originally posted by wolfgang59
Have you heard the German version?

Why do elephants have 1.2 metres?
Because they would look silly with 15cm.