WoodChuck

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

It depends on numerous factors, not least of which are: age of the woodchuck, diet of woodchuck, wood availability, wood weight, water content, texture, latitude of the chucking, air temperature, incentive, etc.

Originally posted by royalchicken
It depends on numerous factors, not least of which are: age of the woodchuck, diet of woodchuck, wood availability, wood weight, water content, texture, latitude of the chucking, air temperature, incentive, etc.

hmmm....wasn't expecting a serious answer 🙄

Can a woodchuck actually chuck the wood...

Originally posted by Crowley
Can a woodchuck actually chuck the wood...

A question that will plague mankind for centuries after this...😕

Originally posted by TimmyToilet
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

the answer i've always heard is:
he could chuck all the wood he wanted to if his dentures were any good! 🙂