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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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It depends on numerous factors, not least of which are: age of the woodchuck, diet of woodchuck, wood availability, wood weight, water content, texture, latitude of the chucking, air temperature, incentive, etc.

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Originally posted by royalchicken
It depends on numerous factors, not least of which are: age of the woodchuck, diet of woodchuck, wood availability, wood weight, water content, texture, latitude of the chucking, air temperature, incentive, etc.
hmmm....wasn't expecting a serious answer 🙄

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Can a woodchuck actually chuck the wood...

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Originally posted by Crowley
Can a woodchuck actually chuck the wood...
A question that will plague mankind for centuries after this...😕

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Originally posted by TimmyToilet
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
the answer i've always heard is:
he could chuck all the wood he wanted to if his dentures were any good! 🙂