New studies have found that this is by far the most harmful substance on earth.
Clinical research has found that out of 42 felony crimes, 100% of the perpetrators had high concentrations of Dihydrogen Monoxide in their respective systems.
Additional studies have found that the substance will cause serious medical harm and in many cases death, if one attempts to breath Dihydrogen Monoxide.
It may cause severe burns.
Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:
as an industrial solvent and coolant.
in nuclear power plants.
in the production of styrofoam.
as a fire retardant.
in many forms of cruel animal research.
in the distribution of pesticides.
as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.
Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
Everyone should immediately search their homes and workplaces for Dihydrogen Monoxide and notify their local HazMat facilitys in order to acquire the proper removal procedures. Each person should start a petition to ban the chemical compound in their respective neibhorhoods as well.
For more information visit http://www.dhmo.org/