Mars gently weeps salt tears:

http://phys.org/news/2015-11-discovery-liquid-mars.html

It is clearly crying for its lost seas.

Originally posted by sonhouse
http://phys.org/news/2015-11-discovery-liquid-mars.html

It is clearly crying for its lost seas.

Originally posted by whodey
Nonsense. Mars is crying because humans are polluting its environment with debris roaming the surface. 😠

Wait till the EPA hears about this.

Originally posted by sonhouse
Ah, it must be Obama's fault, right?

Originally posted by whodey
I'm not kidding. The atomosphere of Mars is heating up, my guess is from those carbon producing spacecraft we keep sending up. 😠

Originally posted by twhitehead
If you are not kidding then you are very very stupid.

If you are kidding, then you are not at all good at it. Even for a political joke, that was a complete fail.