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This is 2018....when you move a piece it should actually move so that you can see it...and if you take someone's piece, the taking piece should smash the one being taken. Then you could add, like, sounds effects, too!....Maybe even a commentator's voice could chime in after taking a piece, like, "hey great move, champ!", or, "are you sure you want to do that?". When you win, fireworks should go off on the screen and if you lose maybe bouncing unhappy faces could attack your king and kill him...or maybe all the bishops surround the king and stab him with their steely knives!

The possibilities are endless!

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You want this, don't you?

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Originally posted by @russ
You want this, don't you?

[youtube Battle Chess Death Animations 1988]iSnAiXKU7h8[/youtube]
Absolutely....how cool is that? The naked King move is legendary

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Originally posted by @russ
You want this, don't you?

[youtube Battle Chess Death Animations 1988]iSnAiXKU7h8[/youtube]
I had that. The animations were fun fot about a month, after that they just became repetitive and got in the way of the game. And the game itself was worse than that on this site -even mine!

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Originally posted by @shallow-blue
I had that. The animations were fun fot about a month, after that they just became repetitive and got in the way of the game. And the game itself was worse than that on this site -even mine!
You could have a button to toggle animations on or off...


Originally posted by @uzless
You could have a button to toggle animations on or off...
Let's have a button to toggle uzless suggestions off.


Originally posted by @moonbus
Let's have a button to toggle uzless suggestions off.
what site suggestions have you come up with?

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Originally posted by @uzless
what site suggestions have you come up with?
Variable fonts. Russ says he's working on it.


Originally posted by @moonbus
Variable fonts. Russ says he's working on it.
ohhhhhhhhhhh, game changer that one.

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Originally posted by @uzless
Absolutely....how cool is that? The naked King move is legendary
Interplay games on Steam are on sale for 2/3 off right now.

Go buy your Battle Chess and leave the rest of us out of it.


Originally posted by @uzless
ohhhhhhhhhhh, game changer that one.
Wait til your eyesight is starting to fail, you'll see [sic] what a difference 8pt. or 14pt. type makes.

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Originally posted by @moonbus
Wait til your eyesight is starting to fail, you'll see [sic] what a difference 8pt. or 14pt. type makes.
click the 3 circles at the top right of your Chrome browser, then hit the + sign beside the word ZOOM. Your fonts will go from 8pt to 14 pt automatically.....saves Russ the trouble of doing it for you so now he'll be able to get back to work on Knights slicing off the Bishops head!


Originally posted by @uzless
ohhhhhhhhhhh, game changer that one.
Says the person who proffers the silliest "site ideas" I have ever seen here. 🙄


Originally posted by @bigdoggproblem
Says the person who proffers the silliest "site ideas" I have ever seen here. 🙄
One persons silly is another persons putty.

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Originally posted by @uzless
One persons silly is another persons putty.
Apostrophes.

Care of the grammar Stasi.