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Fess up, Russ. Those testimonials on the homepage are made up. I think we should put some signed testimonials up there from high-profile users and forum-dwellers. As a frequent user, I'd be glad to offer you one for consideration:

"This site is so fantastic. It's almost as enjoyable as surfing internet porn but twice as addictive. Actually, surfing porn can be pretty addictive, too. Anyone know any good porn sites?"

- Darvlay, Subscriber since July 2004.

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I grew four inches in a month thanks to RedHotPawn. The girlfriend couldn't believe her eyes. You've changed my life. And hers.
-XanthosNZ

Didn't we do this thread a month or so ago in general?

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Didn't we do this thread a month or so ago in general?[/b]
Possibly. I didn't see it though. Even so, hasn't every thread in this forum been done at least once before?

(Nice effort, btw. 4 inches is nothing to shake a stick at.)

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Honestly, they are all genuine. Really.

-Russ

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Originally posted by Russ
Honestly, they are all genuine. Really.

-Russ
What do you take me for? Some kind of idjit?

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Originally posted by Russ
Honestly, they are all genuine. Really.

-Russ
Thankfull and all?

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I guess this guy just couldn't spell

"This is a great site, that offers the opportunity for players of different levels to play on a globel level."

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RHP leaves my mouth minty fresh, and my gums don't hurt anymore.

Thanx RHP!

P-

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"I'd walk a mile for RHP"

🙂

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Originally posted by darvlay
Fess up, Russ. Those testimonials on the homepage are made up. I think we should put some signed testimonials up there from high-profile users and forum-dwellers. As a frequent user, I'd be glad to offer you one for consideration:

"This site is so fantastic. It's almost as enjoyable as surfing internet porn but twice as addictive. Actually, surfin ...[text shortened]... ty addictive, too. Anyone know any good porn sites?"

- Darvlay, Subscriber since July 2004.
LOL.. I just noticed your avatar

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I want to have RHP's babies.

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"If you are a Libral and accept Jesus as your savior, I Guaranty you that you would become a Conservative. But you still might vote for Democrats though." -- RBHILL

Who could possibly overcome their curiosity and resist joining after reading this intriguing bit? I can't imagine. If you are going to have a testimonial, then by God, have a testimonial.

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
"If you are a Libral and accept Jesus as your savior, I Guaranty you that you would become a Conservative. But you still might vote for Democrats though." -- RBHILL

Who could possibly overcome their curiosity and resist joining after reading this intriguing bit? I can't imagine. If you are going to have a testimonial, then by God, have a testimonial.
http://www.burlingtonbaseball.com/Yogisms.htm

Being surrounded with other nerds at RHP has boosted my self-esteem and self confidence. Now I'm able to have breif conversations with females before running away in fear. Thank you RHP!

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Originally posted by rhb
"I'd walk a mile for RHP"

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Don't you mean 1000 miles!?

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RHP helped me lose 20 pounds in 2 days! For only 29.95, you could get the same results!

---- Crowley