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    07 Nov '05 16:14
    Fess up, Russ. Those testimonials on the homepage are made up. I think we should put some signed testimonials up there from high-profile users and forum-dwellers. As a frequent user, I'd be glad to offer you one for consideration:

    "This site is so fantastic. It's almost as enjoyable as surfing internet porn but twice as addictive. Actually, surfing porn can be pretty addictive, too. Anyone know any good porn sites?"

    - Darvlay, Subscriber since July 2004.
  2. Standard memberXanthosNZ
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    07 Nov '05 16:211 edit
    I grew four inches in a month thanks to RedHotPawn. The girlfriend couldn't believe her eyes. You've changed my life. And hers.
    -XanthosNZ

    Didn't we do this thread a month or so ago in general?
  3. Joined
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    07 Nov '05 16:301 edit
    Originally posted by XanthosNZ
    Didn't we do this thread a month or so ago in general?[/b]
    Possibly. I didn't see it though. Even so, hasn't every thread in this forum been done at least once before?

    (Nice effort, btw. 4 inches is nothing to shake a stick at.)
  4. SubscriberRuss
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    07 Nov '05 16:43
    Honestly, they are all genuine. Really.

    -Russ
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    07 Nov '05 17:17
    Originally posted by Russ
    Honestly, they are all genuine. Really.

    -Russ
    What do you take me for? Some kind of idjit?
  6. Standard memberXanthosNZ
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    07 Nov '05 17:59
    Originally posted by Russ
    Honestly, they are all genuine. Really.

    -Russ
    Thankfull and all?
  7. Standard memberMIODude
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    07 Nov '05 18:01
    I guess this guy just couldn't spell

    "This is a great site, that offers the opportunity for players of different levels to play on a globel level."
  8. Standard memberPhlabibit
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    07 Nov '05 18:44
    RHP leaves my mouth minty fresh, and my gums don't hurt anymore.

    Thanx RHP!

    P-
  9. Standard memberrhb
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    07 Nov '05 19:07
    "I'd walk a mile for RHP"

    🙂
  10. Standard memberMIODude
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    07 Nov '05 19:25
    Originally posted by darvlay
    Fess up, Russ. Those testimonials on the homepage are made up. I think we should put some signed testimonials up there from high-profile users and forum-dwellers. As a frequent user, I'd be glad to offer you one for consideration:

    "This site is so fantastic. It's almost as enjoyable as surfing internet porn but twice as addictive. Actually, surfin ...[text shortened]... ty addictive, too. Anyone know any good porn sites?"

    - Darvlay, Subscriber since July 2004.
    LOL.. I just noticed your avatar
  11. Standard memberark13
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    07 Nov '05 20:03
    I want to have RHP's babies.
  12. Standard memberDoctorScribbles
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    07 Nov '05 23:122 edits
    "If you are a Libral and accept Jesus as your savior, I Guaranty you that you would become a Conservative. But you still might vote for Democrats though." -- RBHILL

    Who could possibly overcome their curiosity and resist joining after reading this intriguing bit? I can't imagine. If you are going to have a testimonial, then by God, have a testimonial.
  13. Standard memberark13
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    08 Nov '05 02:17
    Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
    "If you are a Libral and accept Jesus as your savior, I Guaranty you that you would become a Conservative. But you still might vote for Democrats though." -- RBHILL

    Who could possibly overcome their curiosity and resist joining after reading this intriguing bit? I can't imagine. If you are going to have a testimonial, then by God, have a testimonial.
    http://www.burlingtonbaseball.com/Yogisms.htm

    Being surrounded with other nerds at RHP has boosted my self-esteem and self confidence. Now I'm able to have breif conversations with females before running away in fear. Thank you RHP!
  14. Standard memberCrowley
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    08 Nov '05 07:33
    Originally posted by rhb
    "I'd walk a mile for RHP"

    🙂
    Don't you mean 1000 miles!?
  15. Standard memberCrowley
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    08 Nov '05 07:36
    RHP helped me lose 20 pounds in 2 days! For only 29.95, you could get the same results!

    ---- Crowley
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