1. DonationChessNut
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    10 May '05 18:39
    and meet St. Peter and the gates. The first goes up and says I've been a minister for 50 yrs and a faithful follower of God for more years than I can remember. St. Peter looks at him and says, "Very good now please step other there for further consideration."

    The next gentleman steps up and says I've been a minister for 40yrs and have led many people to a relationship with Christ. St. Peter looks at him and says, "Very good now please step other there for further consideration."

    The last gentleman steps up and says I worked for the IRS for 30years. St. Peter smiles and says "Welcome, please go on in."

    The first man asks St.Peter in disbelief why the last man went in and not himself.

    St.Peter smiles and says "He's made more people afraid of the Devil than either of you combined."