A new religious war.

@rookie54 said
a cat, an owl, and a harpy all walk into a bar
they all walk out as @ghost-of-a-duke's avatar

@ghost-of-a-duke said
A hippo avatar is on the way.

@fartacus said
No but we will seperate everyone into like minded battalions. Shirts and Skins kinda thing ya know?

@moonbus said
You hippo-chondriac, you !

@moonbus said
I don't like my mind. What battalion do I fit into? I'll take the other one, thank you.

@fartacus said
I'm sure we can find an officer's uniform around here somewhere.

General sound good?

You basically just get driven around and you pretend to know what you're doing. Easy job.

@moonbus said
Yeah, that's me, pretend to know what the plan is. Are people supposed to salute me as I pass out? err, ... pass by.

@fartacus said
Ya but it looks like someone picking their nose so it's a salute, no doubt, but you put your right forefinger into your nose.

@moonbus said
Got it. I see people saluting all the time. Even in trains and buses.

@pettytalk said
When getting saluted, keep an eye out for double agents. The way you can spot them is by their peculiar salute. These tricky double agents don't use the nostrils to stick their fingers in. They turn their back to you, stick a finger in their rear hole, and then fart.

@divegeester said
Your not doing very well with your posting in the last 24 hours are you PettyTalk.

YouTube

@moonbus said
You hippo-chondriac, you !

@ghost-of-a-duke said
My bones are held together with gaffer tape.

@pettytalk said
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXJM0eVrGbY