Everyone please listen, read, concentrate…please…this is VERY important and your life will depend on it.
I have recently heard that our benevolent government are boiling people alive in huge vats of distilled water. I’ve heard that there are thousands at a time and it’s going on every single day.
I met this man, called John, at a pro-goverment meeting where everyone was discussing how we can promote the government more and praising the government for their amazing good work and support of the people.
John told me that what was happening was that the government were doing the most amazing things for people everywhere becuase they were a benevolent government, but some people did NOT believe it! Some people said that there was no evidence of a government and that all this stuff happened by itself.
I said to John, well maybe that’s just how they see the whole thing, they aren’t doing anything wrong, so what is the problem? John was quite animated and passionate and showed me an old pamphlet in which was written lots and lots of words and a very few of those words did indeed appear to indicate a place where government were boiling people alive! I was astonished, how could this be true!! John put his arm around me and told me that government cared for all people and that only those people who claimed government didn’t exist would be boiled alive. I was very afraid for these people and I went home to my family and friends to tell them.
Everyone I spoke to said that the pamphlet was wrong, it was made up by some people a long time ago and I shouldn’t be taken in by it. I was upset; why wouldn’t they believe me!
One friend said to me “look Mark (that’s my name) if you can take me to this place where a government who I don’t believe exists are boiling people alive for not believing they exist … then I promise you I WILL believe it?” I explained that the place was secret and only some people new about it. My friend said to me “Mark, if this government exists, and if they as you say they care about us, lots, and if they have to boil people alive for not believing they exist ….Then why on earth would they keep it a secret from us!!??
WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT?
@divegeester saidHeard from good sources that is a lie. People spreading that lie because they are collecting money and donations from people in return for stopping the government boiling them. Its a money making business.
Everyone please listen, read, concentrate…please…this is VERY important and your life will depend on it.
I have recently heard that our benevolent government are boiling people alive in huge vats of distilled water. I’ve heard that there are thousands at a time and it’s going on every single day.
I met this man, called John, at a pro-goverment meeting where everyo ...[text shortened]... ng they exist ….Then why on earth would they keep it a secret from us!!??
WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT?
@divegeester saidthe gullible gooster and his monkey mind
Everyone please listen, read, concentrate…please…this is VERY important and your life will depend on it.
I have recently heard that our benevolent government are boiling people alive in huge vats of distilled water. I’ve heard that there are thousands at a time and it’s going on every single day.
I met this man, called John, at a pro-goverment meeting where everyo ...[text shortened]... ng they exist ….Then why on earth would they keep it a secret from us!!??
WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT?
@divegeester saidYou are a one-trick pony (oh, sorry, two-trick pony; your other favorite topic is supposedly anti-trinity) whose dedication to this topic gets boring when it is sometimes literally all you can harp on about.
Stop complaining and enjoy the creative expression of my derision at the nonsense of “eternal torture”.
This is mainstream Christian thought. Why aren't you protesting at every Christian church you can find to "alert" people to the truth, as you see it? Why waste your time here, taking Christians to task over what FMF calls "thoughtcrimes"?
(Didn't you once take sonship to task for exactly this, that he should be focused on bringing people to Jesus so they can escape his version of hell?)
This one point of doctrine is not, IMO, the worst of their errors.
As far as your "creative expression" goes, it seems rather "over the top". I understand this was the intent, but it seems more a simple "eye-rolling" moment than anything else. Was this to bring your disagreement to light (not that anyone is unclear on this), or to simply make fun of him, personally?
@suzianne saidCan you point us to a thread you started in the last six months which gives an indication of what an OP ought to be like to your way of thinking?
As far as your "creative expression" goes, it seems rather "over the top". I understand this was the intent, but it seems more a simple "eye-rolling" moment than anything else. Was this to bring your disagreement to light (not that anyone is unclear on this), or to simply make fun of him, personally?
Of course, the answer is no. You haven't started any threads since 2020.
If you don't like looking at the topic of the eternal torture of non-believers through analogies, or, indeed, if you don't like looking at the topic of the eternal torture of non-believers, why are you posting on this thread?
@fmf saidI'm not here for your entertainment. I'm not a dancing seal.
Can you point us to a thread you started in the last six months which gives an indication of what an OP ought to be like to your way of thinking?
Of course, the answer is no. You haven't started any threads since 2020.
If you don't like looking at the topic of the eternal torture of non-believers through analogies, or, indeed, if you don't like looking at the topic of the eternal torture of non-believers, why are you posting on this thread?
If you don't "get it", then I'm okay with that.
It's not really that important to me whether you do or do not "get it".
@suzianne saidMy OP idea seems to have rattled you.
You are a one-trick pony (oh, sorry, two-trick pony; your other favorite topic is supposedly anti-trinity) whose dedication to this topic gets boring when it is sometimes literally all you can harp on about.
This is mainstream Christian thought. Why aren't you protesting at every Christian church you can find to "alert" people to the truth, as you see it? Why waste your ...[text shortened]... isagreement to light (not that anyone is unclear on this), or to simply make fun of him, personally?