Originally posted by gentlegilI have enlightenment to offer, but you must do exactly as I say--no questions asked!
i couldnt resist an encounter with aliens, i have been struggling with a relevant question, do you have any enlightenment for us earthlings?
What future do you see for earth? whats up is down?
how dimensional!!!!!!! this is rad!
gil
(And pay no attention to that "stranger in a stranger land" fellow!)
Originally posted by frogstompI suppose that if other forms of intelligent life exist, then we would be the aliens from their perspective.
are there any?
Of course, all of the documented "UFO sightings" throughout our history have been nothing more than manifestations of the divine sensorium: those farmers simply caught fleeting glimpses of our creator and Almighty Noodly One at such times when The Flying Spaghetti Monster felt like revealing Himself. Since He is (in addition to His noodly appendages and meatballs) flying spaghetti sauce, it is understandable that we have adopted the shorthand notation "Flying Saucer."
Originally posted by NicolaasSee, treasures in heaven.
aaah thanks buddy, may God bless you.
You beat them and they smile because they have weight the "afterlife" with infinite. It's unfortunate that in terms of expectations, given a continuum of possible "afterlifes," the particular one they are banking on has measure zero.
So keep the beatings coming!
Originally posted by frogstompHe made the sky turn green, he made the grass turn red
you little demon
He even put pretty hair on granma's bald head
He did the moon back up, he even pushed back time
Took the tooty out of fruity, had the devil drinkin' wine
yea.... that little demon did!
gil
*courtesy of Screamin Jay Hawkins
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Originally posted by vistesdCan you pushback night and bring in the afternoon?
I have enlightenment to offer, but you must do exactly as I say--no questions asked!
(And pay no attention to that "stranger in a stranger land" fellow!)
Can you make a leap year jump over the moon?
make a square round?
i'm an earthling i need to ask questions....oops!
gil
oh sure make jokes about aliens
i am told that abductions are real
and the "tests" the aliens perform on people are very real
the aliens are studying our reproductive systems as through evolution they have lost the ability to sexually reproduce and have been cloning themselves for millienia.now they have a comprimised immune system and they are physically weakened
but mentally supperior(hmm maybe a great chess player lol)
they are also studying our food sources (crop circles and animal mutilations)
Originally posted by gentlegilhe "put a SPELL on you"
He made the sky turn green, he made the grass turn red
He even put pretty hair on granma's bald head
He did the moon back up, he even pushed back time
Took the tooty out of fruity, had the devil drinkin' wine
yea.... that little demon did!
gil
*courtesy of Screamin Jay Hawkins
Originally posted by aspviper666We aren't studying you, we are trying to help you. As I'm sure the other advanced beings in this thread will agree, we all know that food is much more nutrious when grown in cirular patterns, sideways. As for the cattle mutilations, aliens can't just walk into a restraunt you know. Sometimes you get hungry for a good, fresh, cheeseburger.
oh sure make jokes about aliens
i am told that abductions are real
and the "tests" the aliens perform on people are very real
the aliens are studying our reproductive systems as through evolution they have lost the ability to sexually reproduce and have been cloning themselves for millienia.now they have a comprimised immune system and they are phy ...[text shortened]... hess player lol)
they are also studying our food sources (crop circles and animal mutilations)
Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnowDo aliens cut the cheese?
We aren't studying you, we are trying to help you. As I'm sure the other advanced beings in this thread will agree, we all know that food is much more nutrious when grown in cirular patterns, sideways. As for the cattle mutilations, aliens can't just walk into a restraunt you know. Sometimes you get hungry for a good, fresh, cheeseburger.