i couldnt resist an encounter with aliens, i have been struggling with a relevant question, do you have any enlightenment for us earthlings?
What future do you see for earth? whats up is down?
how dimensional!!!!!!! this is rad!
Originally posted by gentlegil i couldnt resist an encounter with aliens, i have been struggling with a relevant question, do you have any enlightenment for us earthlings?
What future do you see for earth? whats up is down?
how dimensional!!!!!!! this is rad!
gil
I have enlightenment to offer, but you must do exactly as I say--no questions asked!
(And pay no attention to that "stranger in a stranger land" fellow!)
Originally posted by gentlegil i couldnt resist an encounter with aliens, i have been struggling with a relevant question, do you have any enlightenment for us earthlings?
What future do you see for earth? whats up is down?
how dimensional!!!!!!! this is rad!
I suppose that if other forms of intelligent life exist, then we would be the aliens from their perspective.
Of course, all of the documented "UFO sightings" throughout our history have been nothing more than manifestations of the divine sensorium: those farmers simply caught fleeting glimpses of our creator and Almighty Noodly One at such times when The Flying Spaghetti Monster felt like revealing Himself. Since He is (in addition to His noodly appendages and meatballs) flying spaghetti sauce, it is understandable that we have adopted the shorthand notation "Flying Saucer."
Originally posted by Nicolaas aaah thanks buddy, may God bless you.
See, treasures in heaven.
You beat them and they smile because they have weight the "afterlife" with infinite. It's unfortunate that in terms of expectations, given a continuum of possible "afterlifes," the particular one they are banking on has measure zero.
He made the sky turn green, he made the grass turn red
He even put pretty hair on granma's bald head
He did the moon back up, he even pushed back time
Took the tooty out of fruity, had the devil drinkin' wine
yea.... that little demon did!
oh sure make jokes about aliens
i am told that abductions are real
and the "tests" the aliens perform on people are very real
the aliens are studying our reproductive systems as through evolution they have lost the ability to sexually reproduce and have been cloning themselves for millienia.now they have a comprimised immune system and they are physically weakened
but mentally supperior(hmm maybe a great chess player lol)
they are also studying our food sources (crop circles and animal mutilations)
Originally posted by gentlegil He made the sky turn green, he made the grass turn red
He even put pretty hair on granma's bald head
He did the moon back up, he even pushed back time
Took the tooty out of fruity, had the devil drinkin' wine
yea.... that little demon did!
Originally posted by aspviper666 oh sure make jokes about aliens
i am told that abductions are real
and the "tests" the aliens perform on people are very real
the aliens are studying our reproductive systems as through evolution they have lost the ability to sexually reproduce and have been cloning themselves for millienia.now they have a comprimised immune system and they are phy ...[text shortened]... hess player lol)
they are also studying our food sources (crop circles and animal mutilations)
We aren't studying you, we are trying to help you. As I'm sure the other advanced beings in this thread will agree, we all know that food is much more nutrious when grown in cirular patterns, sideways. As for the cattle mutilations, aliens can't just walk into a restraunt you know. Sometimes you get hungry for a good, fresh, cheeseburger.
Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow We aren't studying you, we are trying to help you. As I'm sure the other advanced beings in this thread will agree, we all know that food is much more nutrious when grown in cirular patterns, sideways. As for the cattle mutilations, aliens can't just walk into a restraunt you know. Sometimes you get hungry for a good, fresh, cheeseburger.
21 Oct '05 04:53
Aliens only PLEASE!!!!
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