18 Dec '05 11:49>
Similar to RBHILL's e-mail, I received this one. It's along the same lines, but slightly more revealing...
SOMEBODY'S RAISING THEIR CHILD RIGHT!
One Nation, "Under GOD"
One day, a six-year-old girl was sitting in a classroom.
The teacher was explaining evolution to the children.
The teacher asked a little boy:
TEACHER:
Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY:
Yes
TEACHER:
Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY:
Yes.
TEACHER:
Go outside and look around and see if you can see someone who doesn't belong to your obscure, ridiculous and heretical sect.
TOMMY:
(Returns five minutes later) Yes, I found someone who has slightly less ludicrous beliefs than those I have been raised with.
TEACHER:
Tommy, that person is evil. Do you see?
TOMMY:
Yes, indeed I do.
TEACHER:
That's my point. They might have more self respect than you, and be clearly brighter, but they are pure evil. Understand?
LITTLE GIRL:
Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY:
Yes.
LITTLE GIRL:
Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY:
Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL:
Tommy, do you see the incredible hypocrisy in what you claim you believe in, and what you actually believe?
TOMMY:
(Banging his little empty head off his desk) No, no, no, I can't hear you, no, no, no...
LITTLE GIRL:
Tommy, you really are a stupid little $hit, aren't you?
TOMMY:
You have a point there.
[b]
Pass it on, and spread the love!
SOMEBODY'S RAISING THEIR CHILD RIGHT!
One Nation, "Under GOD"
One day, a six-year-old girl was sitting in a classroom.
The teacher was explaining evolution to the children.
The teacher asked a little boy:
TEACHER:
Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY:
Yes
TEACHER:
Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY:
Yes.
TEACHER:
Go outside and look around and see if you can see someone who doesn't belong to your obscure, ridiculous and heretical sect.
TOMMY:
(Returns five minutes later) Yes, I found someone who has slightly less ludicrous beliefs than those I have been raised with.
TEACHER:
Tommy, that person is evil. Do you see?
TOMMY:
Yes, indeed I do.
TEACHER:
That's my point. They might have more self respect than you, and be clearly brighter, but they are pure evil. Understand?
LITTLE GIRL:
Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY:
Yes.
LITTLE GIRL:
Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY:
Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL:
Tommy, do you see the incredible hypocrisy in what you claim you believe in, and what you actually believe?
TOMMY:
(Banging his little empty head off his desk) No, no, no, I can't hear you, no, no, no...
LITTLE GIRL:
Tommy, you really are a stupid little $hit, aren't you?
TOMMY:
You have a point there.
[b]
Pass it on, and spread the love!