1. tinyurl.com/ywohm
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    17 Feb '09 23:54
    from today's email:

    Ten Commandments

    Some people have trouble with all those 'shall's' and 'shall not's' in the Ten Commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, in middle Tennessee they translated the 'King James' into ' Jackson County ' language.....no joke (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro, TN ).

    (1) Just one God
    (2) Put nothin' before God
    (3) Watch yer mouth
    (4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
    (5) Honor yer Ma & Pa
    (6) No killin'
    (7) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal
    (8) Don't take what ain't yers
    (9) No tellin' tales or gossipin'
    (10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff

    Now that's plain an' simple. Y'all have a nice day!
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    17 Feb '09 23:56
    Originally posted by pawnhandler
    from today's email:

    Ten Commandments

    Some people have trouble with all those 'shall's' and 'shall not's' in the Ten Commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, in middle Tennessee they translated the 'King James' into ' Jackson County ' language.....no joke (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro, TN ).
    ...[text shortened]... buddy's stuff

    Now that's plain an' simple. Y'all have a nice day!
    ye'ha!
  3. Standard memberbill718
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    20 Feb '09 02:07
    Originally posted by pawnhandler
    from today's email:

    Ten Commandments

    Some people have trouble with all those 'shall's' and 'shall not's' in the Ten Commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, in middle Tennessee they translated the 'King James' into ' Jackson County ' language.....no joke (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro, TN ).
    ...[text shortened]... buddy's stuff

    Now that's plain an' simple. Y'all have a nice day!
    Not bad! You might try a modern language version of the bible, such as the new international version. It's easier to understand. 😏
  4. tinyurl.com/ywohm
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    20 Feb '09 03:25
    Originally posted by bill718
    Not bad! You might try a modern language version of the bible, such as the new international version. It's easier to understand. 😏
    It came from an e-mail. I didn't write it.
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    I recommend the Recovery Version.


    http://www.biblesforamerica.org/
  6. Subscriberdivegeester
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    Originally posted by pawnhandler
    from today's email:

    Ten Commandments

    Some people have trouble with all those 'shall's' and 'shall not's' in the Ten Commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, in middle Tennessee they translated the 'King James' into ' Jackson County ' language.....no joke (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro, TN ).
    ...[text shortened]... buddy's stuff

    Now that's plain an' simple. Y'all have a nice day!
    You americans, what are you like.
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    11. queer folk can git before i pitchfork your ass inta hell
  8. Standard memberYuga
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    09 Mar '09 05:122 edits
    http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Ten_Commandments
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    09 Mar '09 18:181 edit
    Originally posted by pawnhandler
    from today's email:

    Ten Commandments

    Some people have trouble with all those 'shall's' and 'shall not's' in the Ten Commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, in middle Tennessee they translated the 'King James' into ' Jackson County ' language.....no joke (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro, TN ).

    buddy's stuff

    Now that's plain an' simple. Y'all have a nice day!
    =============================
    Some people have trouble with all those 'shall's' and 'shall not's' in the Ten Commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, in middle Tennessee they translated the 'King James' into ' Jackson County ' language.....no joke (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro, TN ).

    (1) Just one God
    (2) Put nothin' before God
    (3) Watch yer mouth
    (4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
    (5) Honor yer Ma & Pa
    (6) No killin'
    (7) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal
    (8) Don't take what ain't yers
    (9) No tellin' tales or gossipin'
    (10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff

    Now that's plain an' simple. Y'all have a nice day!
    ==========================================


    LOL

    Yea. And we might add a little word from that der Paul feller too:

    [b]" One God and Father of all,
    who is over all and through all and in y'all " (Eph. 4:6)
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    I'll stick to the original but please don't use foul languge!
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