from today's email:

Ten Commandments

Some people have trouble with all those 'shall's' and 'shall not's' in the Ten Commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, in middle Tennessee they translated the 'King James' into ' Jackson County ' language.....no joke (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro, TN ).

(1) Just one God
(2) Put nothin' before God
(3) Watch yer mouth
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Honor yer Ma & Pa
(6) No killin'
(7) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal
(8) Don't take what ain't yers
(9) No tellin' tales or gossipin'
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff

Now that's plain an' simple. Y'all have a nice day!

Originally posted by pawnhandler
from today's email:

Ten Commandments

Some people have trouble with all those 'shall's' and 'shall not's' in the Ten Commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, in middle Tennessee they translated the 'King James' into ' Jackson County ' language.....no joke (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro, TN ).
...[text shortened]... buddy's stuff

Now that's plain an' simple. Y'all have a nice day!

Originally posted by pawnhandler
from today's email:

Ten Commandments

Some people have trouble with all those 'shall's' and 'shall not's' in the Ten Commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, in middle Tennessee they translated the 'King James' into ' Jackson County ' language.....no joke (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro, TN ).
...[text shortened]... buddy's stuff

Now that's plain an' simple. Y'all have a nice day!

Originally posted by bill718
Not bad! You might try a modern language version of the bible, such as the new international version. It's easier to understand. 😏

I recommend the Recovery Version.


http://www.biblesforamerica.org/

Originally posted by pawnhandler
from today's email:

Ten Commandments

Some people have trouble with all those 'shall's' and 'shall not's' in the Ten Commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, in middle Tennessee they translated the 'King James' into ' Jackson County ' language.....no joke (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro, TN ).
...[text shortened]... buddy's stuff

Now that's plain an' simple. Y'all have a nice day!

11. queer folk can git before i pitchfork your ass inta hell

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Ten_Commandments

Originally posted by pawnhandler
from today's email:

Ten Commandments

Some people have trouble with all those 'shall's' and 'shall not's' in the Ten Commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, in middle Tennessee they translated the 'King James' into ' Jackson County ' language.....no joke (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro, TN ).

buddy's stuff

Now that's plain an' simple. Y'all have a nice day!

I'll stick to the original but please don't use foul languge!