Originally posted by Moldy Crow
They were off ? Nobody told me to stop .
Go for it , let's hear one .
Rats. You called me on it.
I don't actually have any Pope jokes, but here's a catholic one which I hope you will enjoy.
Three nuns are at the Pearly Gates where St. Peter awaits with a basin of Holy Water. He says to the nuns, "Welcome to Heaven, Sisters. before you enter I must ask a question of each of you which you must reply honestly." The nuns agree. Peter looks at the first nun then continues, "Sister Mary Catherine, have you ever touched a penis and if so with what part of your body did you touch it?" With a sense of shame, Sister Mary Catherine lifts her index finger and says, "St. Peter, I am not worthy for I once touched a penis with this finger."
St. Peter smiles at her, "Do not fret, woman. Just swirl your finger around in this water and enter the Kingdom of God." Sister mary Catherine is elated as she swirls her finger in the water and proceeds to enter.
St. Peter next looks at Sister Mary Madonna and says to her "Sister, have you
ever touched a penis and if so with what part of your body did you touch it?" Before Sister Mary Madonna can answer, Sister Mary Elizabeth at the end of line interrupts and says, "Whoa whoa whoa! If you think I'm gargling that water after she's stuck her a$$ in it, you've got another thing coming!"