Calling out L'il CL

What's the mood like today in Bethlehem?

Originally posted by kirksey957
What's the mood like today in Bethlehem?

Dunno. It's only about five miles away, but I've been warned against taking West Bank adventures with my American passport at the moment. I'd imagine it's raining like it is here and some young lady about to go into labour is walking around with nowhere to go, getting wet and cursing herself for letting her husband, who is driving the donkey around and of course refusing to ask for directions, not wear a condom.

Here in Jerusalem it's bidness as usual.

Originally posted by ChronicLeaky
Dunno. It's only about five miles away, but I've been warned against taking West Bank adventures with my American passport at the moment. I'd imagine it's raining like it is here and some young lady about to go into labour is walking around with nowhere to go, getting wet and cursing herself for letting her husband, who is driving the donkey around an ...[text shortened]... using to ask for directions, not wear a condom.

Here in Jerusalem it's bidness as usual.

How about today? Give us a report from the ground.

Originally posted by kirksey957
How about today? Give us a report from the ground.

I'll be heading on a trip across the Negev on Monday, down to the Red Sea to try my luck at parting some water, and I'll report in on my results later in the week.

Originally posted by ChronicLeaky
I'll be heading on a trip across the Negev on Monday, down to the Red Sea to try my luck at parting some water, and I'll report in on my results later in the week.

Umm. I know you like to speak in "code" like when you say "I'm going to pick up a hooker" you're just going to work. Something tells me that this is code for "I'm under house arrest and can't talk."

CL, just save your bottle rockets for 4th of July when you get back home. I don't think this would be a good New Years for you use them.

Originally posted by kirksey957
CL, just save your bottle rockets for 4th of July when you get back home. I don't think this would be a good New Years for you use them.

Word. They's enough crazy brothaz with big firecrackaz thie year 😞.

Originally posted by ChronicLeaky
Dunno. It's only about five miles away, but I've been warned against taking West Bank adventures with my American passport at the moment. I'd imagine it's raining like it is here and some young lady about to go into labour is walking around with nowhere to go, getting wet and cursing herself for letting her husband, who is driving the donkey around an ...[text shortened]... using to ask for directions, not wear a condom.

Here in Jerusalem it's bidness as usual.

Are you strapped with a 9 my brother?

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Are you strapped with a 9 my brother?

Brotha, you ever see "The Big Lebowski"? You know the threat Jesus makes to Walter about what he'll do if Walter flashes his piece in the semis? That's what the fuzz would do to me if I were strapped with anything other than my bare hands.