02 Jun 07
Originally posted by DoctorScribblesTrick, please! I went to that website and I can't even get an address or directions to the damn place. Even the map doesn't have any directions. Yet, ironically, they know the "roadmap" to creation however long ago that happened.
You have to go by the Creation Museum and report on it for those of us not fortunate enough to live in the great state of Kentucky.
http://www.creationmuseum.org/
I could go to PT's in Louisville and get a lap dance for the price of admission to that "museum". The Lord blessed me with at least a little bit of sense.
02 Jun 07
Originally posted by kirksey957That's odd. I had no problems at all getting information on how to give money:
Trick, please! I went to that website and I can't even get an address or directions to the damn place.
http://www.creationmuseum.org/ways-to-give
Here go the address:
http://www.creationmuseum.org/plan-your-visit/map-attractions
2800 Bullittsburg Church Rd.
Petersburg, KY 41080
02 Jun 07
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Originally posted by DoctorScribblesPT's is still closer to me. Plus I know where my monies going.
That's odd. I had no problems at all getting information on how to give money:
http://www.creationmuseum.org/ways-to-give
Here go the address:
http://www.creationmuseum.org/plan-your-visit/map-attractions
2800 Bullittsburg Church Rd.
Petersburg, KY 41080
02 Jun 07
Originally posted by DoctorScribblesIt is interesting that you should say that. My fantasy job would be to run a funeral home and have a titty bar connected to it. I would call it "Thanatos and Eros". It would be a living theological lesson. When you go to the funeral home to grieve, you could come next door and be comforted. When you go to the titty bar, you would also be reminded of the temporary nature of life. It would all work together. Hell, if we ended up short on pallbeareres, I'd just go next door and get some dancers.
Yo, I think you should open up a titty bar next door called the Procreation Museum.
What do you think?
02 Jun 07
Originally posted by kirksey957Reverend, you're a true visionary, sort of like Elijah.
It is interesting that you should say that. My fantasy job would be to run a funeral home and have a titty bar connected to it. I would call it "Thanatos and Eros". It would be a living theological lesson. When you go to the funeral home to grieve, you could come next door and be comforted. When you go to the titty bar, you would also be reminded of ...[text shortened]... up short on pallbeareres, I'd just go next door and get some dancers.
What do you think?
02 Jun 07
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Originally posted by kirksey957Oh, well its easy to find. After all, there are but only a few major standing structures in the state of Kentucky. Just hang a left at the insitute of "The Lie of the Jewish Holoacaust" and then drive past the museum of "The myth of global warming" and it will be on your next right. There are a large number of state liquor stores nearby but if you try to use them as distinctive landmarks you are liable to wind up helplessly lost. 😛
Trick, please! I went to that website and I can't even get an address or directions to the damn place. Even the map doesn't have any directions. Yet, ironically, they know the "roadmap" to creation however long ago that happened.
I could go to PT's in Louisville and get a lap dance for the price of admission to that "museum". The Lord blessed me with at least a little bit of sense.
02 Jun 07
Originally posted by whodeyI think Letterman said this after they did that hand transplant in Louisville: "Even more amazing than the fact that a hand transplant took place is the fact that there is a Jewish Hospital in Kentucky."
Oh, well its easy to find. After all, there are but only a few major standing structures in the state of Kentucky. Just hang a left at the insitute of "The Lie of the Jewish Holoacaust" and then drive past the museum of "The myth of global warming" and it will be on your next right. 😛
02 Jun 07
Originally posted by kirksey957Yes, but he is comedian and I was being serieous. ðŸ˜
I think Letterman said this after they did that hand transplant in Louisville: "Even more amazing than the fact that a hand transplant took place is the fact that there is a Jewish Hospital in Kentucky."
02 Jun 07
Originally posted by whodeyJesus called me to minister to the lost.
Oh, well its easy to find. After all, there are but only a few major standing structures in the state of Kentucky. Just hang a left at the insitute of "The Lie of the Jewish Holoacaust" and then drive past the museum of "The myth of global warming" and it will be on your next right. There are a large number of state liquor stores nearby but if you try to use them as distinctive landmarks you are liable to wind up helplessly lost. 😛