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Candidates for New Olympic Sports

Spirituality

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Snake Handling
Exorcism
Faith Healing
Televangelism
Bible Thumping

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Laying on of hands Benny Hinn style
Being layed on of hands Benny Hinn style

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Fasting

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Marathon praying.
Marathon preaching.
Cross lifting. (Jesus being the first winner.)

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Crucifixion biathlon:
1. Uphill race with crucifix.
2. Crucifixion endurance contest.

Target stoning.

Leper evasion (slalom).

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Leper evasion (slalom).
Also called Slalom Aleikum ?

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Huffing.
Puffing.

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Dogmatism

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Turning wine into water.
Walking on water.
Feed fish and bread.

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Speed Baptism [baptise as many people as you can before time runs out, and it has to be FULL DUNKS - none of that pansy sprinkling nonsense]
Endurance Baptism [two-player teams compete for best time; longest hold under water w/o drowning wins]
Free-for-all Team Baptism [4 vs. 4 player teams; forcibly dunk members of the other team for points]

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Circumcision [points deducted for over-cutting]

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Laying on of hands Benny Hinn style
Being layed on of hands Benny Hinn style
Catching guys who had been layed on of hands Benny Hinn style so they don't sue.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0605081spirit1.html

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Hypocrisy

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If Nemesio's not going to say it, I guess I will: Mental Gymnastics

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
If Nemesio's not going to say it, I guess I will: Mental Gymnastics
What about verbal gymnastics? You could get a perfect score for that skilful twisting of the meaning of coercion and manipulation.