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Creative sermon titles

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I thought I would start a thread on creative or provocative sermon titles. Feel free to post those you see or hear about or ( would like to see).

Duke Chapel , Dec. 18 "There's Something About Mary"

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"On the empirical and analytical flaws of the doctrine of infallibility: an introduction to the realm of Catholic fantasy."

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
"On the empirical and analytical flaws of the doctrine of infallibility: an introduction to the realm of Catholic fantasy."
I was unaware that you had started preaching.

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
"On the empirical and analytical flaws of the doctrine of infallibility: an introduction to the realm of Catholic fantasy."
I want to hear the sermon now.

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"It's not your fault; It's Adam and Eve's fault"

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"Is it me, or is it hot in here?"

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Sex sells; advertising the faith.

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"The Return of the Wimple: An Appeal to Modesty in the Face of Godless Fashion"

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"Fitness and Flagellation: Whip Yourself Into Shape!"

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"Take That, Satan: Why Boy Bands are a Sin Against Music and God!"

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"Captain Kirk strikes again".

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Originally posted by ivanhoe
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"Captain Kirk strikes again".
Actually Picard makes a better sermon character. "Make it so, Number One."

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"Free will; God's SPAM"

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Originally posted by Sushill
"Free will; God's SPAM"
"Free Willy: God's Ham"

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I actually saw this one on a church placard. It stuck in my mind because it has two contradictory meanings based on how it is punctuated

"Love, not time, heals all wounds."

or

"Love not, time heals all wounds."

I think the minister was intending the first meaning.🙂