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Joined 02 Jan '06 Moves 12857 Here is my argument.
1. Happy people to to heaven.
2. People who get drunk become happy.
3. Let's all get drunk and go to heaven.
My pastor says I'm way off base here. Where am I going wrong LemonJello?
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Joined 26 Feb '14 Moves 1339 Originally posted by whodey
Here is my argument.
1. Happy people to to heaven.
2. People who get drunk become happy.
3. Let's all get drunk and go to heaven.
My pastor says I'm way off base here. Where am I going wrong LemonJello? fish live in the sea /the sea is full of fish/therefore swim in the swimming pool not the sea cos its full of fish poo
Joined 03 Sep '13 Moves 18093 Originally posted by whodey
Here is my argument.
1. Happy people to to heaven.
2. People who get drunk become happy.
3. Let's all get drunk and go to heaven.
My pastor says I'm way off base here. Where am I going wrong LemonJello? It was probably that left turn in Albuquerque.
Joined 24 Apr '10 Moves 15242 Originally posted by whodey
Here is my argument.
1. Happy people to to heaven.
2. People who get drunk become happy.
3. Let's all get drunk and go to heaven.
My pastor says I'm way off base here. Where am I going wrong LemonJello? I'm not LJ, but anyway...
1. Not all happy people go to heaven.
2. Not all drunk people become happy.
3. Oh, and of course, there is no heaven.
I can get behind the let's get drunk part, though.
Joined 24 Apr '05 Moves 3061 Originally posted by whodey
Here is my argument.
1. Happy people to to heaven.
2. People who get drunk become happy.
3. Let's all get drunk and go to heaven.
My pastor says I'm way off base here. Where am I going wrong LemonJello? For starters, that's not a deductive argument. A deductive argument is supposed to have a conclusion whose truth follows deductively, given the truth of the premises. But your conclusion (3) is not even a proposition; it's just some sort of exhortation. Your (3) does not have a truth value, any more than does that movie time jingle "Let's all go to the lobby..."
There are plenty more reasons why you are off base here, if you need.
Joined 16 Jan '07 Moves 95105 Originally posted by whodey
Here is my argument.
1. Happy people to to heaven.
2. People who get drunk become happy.
3. Let's all get drunk and go to heaven.
My pastor says I'm way off base here. Where am I going wrong LemonJello? 2. People who get drunk become happy.
that's why he turns the water into wine baby!!!
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Joined 03 Jan '13 Moves 13080 Originally posted by whodey
Here is my argument.
1. Happy people to to heaven.
2. People who get drunk become happy.
3. Let's all get drunk and go to heaven.
My pastor says I'm way off base here. Where am I going wrong LemonJello?
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Joined 11 Apr '07 Moves 92274 This one:
1. God is love.
2. Love is blind.
3. Ray Charles is blind.
C: Therefore, Ray Charles is God.
Joined 16 Feb '08 Moves 116718 God is good
Steak is good
Cows are steak
The Hindu's have it right.
Joined 16 Feb '08 Moves 116718 Here's one that really works:
Drinking blood is bad for you
Drain the blood out of animals before you eat them
Let someone die rather than give them a blood transfusion
Joined 24 Apr '05 Moves 3061 Originally posted by whodey
Here is my argument.
1. Happy people to to heaven.
2. People who get drunk become happy.
3. Let's all get drunk and go to heaven.
My pastor says I'm way off base here. Where am I going wrong LemonJello? Here is still my very favorite argument for God's existence. It's something of a case study in deductive logic.
(1) If God does not exist, then it is not the case that if I am evil, I will be punished after I die.
(2) I am not evil.
Therefore:
(3) God exists.
Joined 24 Apr '05 Moves 3061 Originally posted by divegeester
Here's one that really works:
Drinking blood is bad for you
Drain the blood out of animals before you eat them
Let someone die rather than give them a blood transfusion Hehe....
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Joined 05 Dec '05 Moves 20408 Originally posted by Great King Rat
I'm not LJ, but anyway...
1. Not all happy people go to heaven.
2. Not all drunk people become happy.
3. Oh, and of course, there is no heaven.
I can get behind the let's get drunk part, though. You don't sound like a happy drunk.
No heaven juice for you, sucker.
Joined 02 Jan '06 Moves 12857 Originally posted by LemonJello
For starters, that's not a deductive argument. A deductive argument is supposed to have a conclusion whose truth follows deductively, given the truth of the premises. But your conclusion (3) is not even a proposition; it's just some sort of exhortation. Your (3) does not have a truth value, any more than does that movie time jingle "Let's all go to the lobby..."
There are plenty more reasons why you are off base here, if you need. Killjoy! ðŸ˜
1. My pastor says my premise is off base and is a Christian.
2. LJ agrees with my pastor.
3. LJ must be a Christian.
Joined 02 Jan '06 Moves 12857 What can I say LJ, I'm just no good at this logic stuff.
I guess that's why I'm a ladies man. 😵
Just don't throw any more X's and Y's at me. I can only take so much.
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