Definitions of Religion

A light-hearted interlude in the frenzied battleground of the Sprituality forum:

ISLAM :If s**t happens, it is the will of Allah.
CONFUCIANISM : Confucius said s**t happens.
BUDDHISM : if s**t happens, it isn’t really s**t
AGNOSTICISM : what is this s**t?
HINDUISM : if s**t happens, it is the Karma.
ATHEISM : I don’t believe this s**t.
PROTESTANTISM s**t should happen to someone else.
ZEN : what is the sound of s**t happening?
CATHOLICISM : if s**t happens, you deserve it.
JUDAISM : why does this s**t always happen to us?
JEHOVAH’S WITNESS : let me into your house and I’ll tell you why s**t happens.
RASTAFARIANISM : let’s smoke this s**t!

@pianoman1 said
A light-hearted interlude in the frenzied battleground of the Sprituality forum:

ISLAM :If s**t happens, it is the will of Allah.
CONFUCIANISM : Confucius said s**t happens.
BUDDHISM : if s**t happens, it isn’t really s**t
AGNOSTICISM : what is this s**t?
HINDUISM : if s**t happens, it is the Karma.
ATHEISM : I don’t ...[text shortened]... nto your house and I’ll tell you why s**t happens.
RASTAFARIANISM : let’s smoke this s**t!

@pianoman1 said
A light-hearted interlude in the frenzied battleground of the Sprituality forum:

ISLAM :If s**t happens, it is the will of Allah.
CONFUCIANISM : Confucius said s**t happens.
BUDDHISM : if s**t happens, it isn’t really s**t
AGNOSTICISM : what is this s**t?
HINDUISM : if s**t happens, it is the Karma.
ATHEISM : I don’t ...[text shortened]... nto your house and I’ll tell you why s**t happens.
RASTAFARIANISM : let’s smoke this s**t!

@vivify said
SCIENTOLOGY: we're full of s**t!

@vivify said
SCIENTOLOGY: we're full of s**t!

@pianoman1 said
A light-hearted interlude in the frenzied battleground of the Sprituality forum:

CHRISTIANITY: Jesus died for all the s**t you've done.
MORMONISM: Polygamy, because one woman is boring as s**t.

PROSPERITY GOSPELISM : The meek shall inherit jacks**t.

DASAISM : Cockroaches are people he did s**t in past lives.

JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES : The s**t we cop on doorsteps was predicted by the Bible.

@pianoman1 said
ATHEISM : I don’t believe this s**t.

@pianoman1 said
AGNOSTICISM : what is this s**t?

@pianoman1 said
ISLAM :If s**t happens, it is the will of Allah.

SABIANS : No one really knows who the s**t they were.

SOLOPSISM: All s**t but me isn't real.