22 Sep '06 13:53>
The Committee For Spiritual Studies & Religious Stuff has commissioned me to design a New God that represents society's ideals, hopes and dreams.
As you can imagine, this is a daunting task. As a result, we are immediately hiring for the following management positions:
- VICE PRESIDENT OF FINANCE & FLEECING
- CHIEF FINACIAL OFFICER & MONEY LAUNDERER
- DIRECTOR OF BIBLICAL SOUNDING NAMES & STUFF
- GENERAL MANAGER OF MIRACULOUS & SAINTLY DEEDS
- HOLY TEXTUAL EDITOR IN CHIEF
- MANAGER OF APOSTLES & PROPHETS
- CHIEF APOSTLE
- DIRECTOR OF PROVERB AND PSALM ACQUISITIONS
- DIRECTOR OF DIETY DESIGN
- DEPARTMENTAL MANAGER OF ANGELS, VISTIATIONS, SPIRITS & WISE MEN.
- CHIEF CIVIL ENGINEER IN CHARGE OF CHURCH CONSTRUCTION
- PUBLIC RELATIONS DIRECTOR & SPIN CONTROLLER
- GRAND INQUISITOR OF HERETICS
All positions are salary plus commission and a company vehicle will be provided. Full medical, dental and faith healing will be provided. A company matched 401K is also offered. Previous experience would be benefical, but, not required. Good communication skills are vital.
Please state which position you are applying for and list some of your experience and qualifications. You will be contacted further should you be selected as a candidate.
Regards,
Hand of Hecate
CEO & RIGHT HAND OF THE NEW GOD.
As you can imagine, this is a daunting task. As a result, we are immediately hiring for the following management positions:
- VICE PRESIDENT OF FINANCE & FLEECING
- CHIEF FINACIAL OFFICER & MONEY LAUNDERER
- DIRECTOR OF BIBLICAL SOUNDING NAMES & STUFF
- GENERAL MANAGER OF MIRACULOUS & SAINTLY DEEDS
- HOLY TEXTUAL EDITOR IN CHIEF
- MANAGER OF APOSTLES & PROPHETS
- CHIEF APOSTLE
- DIRECTOR OF PROVERB AND PSALM ACQUISITIONS
- DIRECTOR OF DIETY DESIGN
- DEPARTMENTAL MANAGER OF ANGELS, VISTIATIONS, SPIRITS & WISE MEN.
- CHIEF CIVIL ENGINEER IN CHARGE OF CHURCH CONSTRUCTION
- PUBLIC RELATIONS DIRECTOR & SPIN CONTROLLER
- GRAND INQUISITOR OF HERETICS
All positions are salary plus commission and a company vehicle will be provided. Full medical, dental and faith healing will be provided. A company matched 401K is also offered. Previous experience would be benefical, but, not required. Good communication skills are vital.
Please state which position you are applying for and list some of your experience and qualifications. You will be contacted further should you be selected as a candidate.
Regards,
Hand of Hecate
CEO & RIGHT HAND OF THE NEW GOD.