https://babylonbee.com/news/scholars-jesus-actually-called-pharisees-dog-faced-pony-soldiers
ISRAEL—Jesus was the master of dissing his theological foes, from calling the Pharisees a "brood of vipers" to telling the moneychangers in the temple that they had turned God's house into a "den of thieves."
But textual scholars have discovered a new insult Jesus slung at the religious leaders of the day: "dog-faced pony soldiers."
According to researchers, the Messiah slammed the Pharisees for their hypocrisy and self-righteousness after they confronted him with their questions, declaring, "You're a dog-faced pony soldier!" and then challenging them to a push-up contest. "Let's go, me and you, right now." Jesus, of course, won the push-up contest with ease, as he holds the universe together by the mere force of his will.
At publishing time, scholars also confirmed Jesus bravely confronted gluttons by shouting out, "Listen, fatty!"
@whodey saidYou never stop muckraking, do you?
https://babylonbee.com/news/scholars-jesus-actually-called-pharisees-dog-faced-pony-soldiers
ISRAEL—Jesus was the master of dissing his theological foes, from calling the Pharisees a "brood of vipers" to telling the moneychangers in the temple that they had turned God's house into a "den of thieves."
But textual scholars have discovered a new insult Jesus slun ...[text shortened]... ng time, scholars also confirmed Jesus bravely confronted gluttons by shouting out, "Listen, fatty!"
@whodey saidMy personal favorite is Jesus calling the Pharisees morons.
https://babylonbee.com/news/scholars-jesus-actually-called-pharisees-dog-faced-pony-soldiers
ISRAEL—Jesus was the master of dissing his theological foes, from calling the Pharisees a "brood of vipers" to telling the moneychangers in the temple that they had turned God's house into a "den of thieves."
But textual scholars have discovered a new insult Jesus slun ...[text shortened]... ng time, scholars also confirmed Jesus bravely confronted gluttons by shouting out, "Listen, fatty!"
BTW, wasn't it "lying-dog-faced-pony-soldiers"?
@secondson saidHasn't the meaning of "presidential" been redefined in your country in the last few years?
On national television a few days ago I watched the democratic debates. They called Trump some terrible things. I could feel the hate. Very presidential of them.
@secondson saidDo you see your president as "very presidential"?
You got it Mr. Obvious.
Do you welcome all future presidents of your country being "presidential" in a way that's similar to this one?
@secondson saidThe impeachment was a constitionally recommended solution to a problem. That you don't see it that way proves how much your mind has been twisted by this president. You do understand that the anti-christ will be similarly popular for many of the same wrong reasons, don't you?
Do you mean like the dems do? Case in point, the impeachment?
On national television a few days ago I watched the democratic debates. They called Trump some terrible things. I could feel the hate. Very presidential of them.
@secondson saidWhat "terrible things" did they call him?
They called Trump some terrible things. I could feel the hate. Very presidential of them.
Did anyone stoop so low as to call him an "ashole"?
@fmf saidI haven't seen "presidential" since JFK, Regan and possibly Obama in my lifetime.
Do you see your president as "very presidential"?
Do you welcome all future presidents of your country being "presidential" in a way that's similar to this one?
I think Trump is trying, but some of his stuff is questionable, and I doubt there's a man or woman with the character and integrity of presidential caliber anywhere in this land coming to the fore in the foreseeable future.
@suzianne saidI "see" clearly. The impeachment of Trump was a political circus. I have little or no faith in our government to solve the problems that plague our land.
The impeachment was a constitionally recommended solution to a problem. That you don't see it that way proves how much your mind has been twisted by this president. You do understand that the anti-christ will be similarly popular for many of the same wrong reasons, don't you?
Many anti-christ types have reared their ugly heads throughout history "for many of the same wrong reasons". Sometimes it's difficult to tell the difference between the sinners and the saints.
This world is the devil's playground. It's our choice who's directing our path. Many are self-deceived. Others are automatons. Few walk the narrow way.
@divegeester saidYou do. Don't be naïve.
Did anyone stoop so low as to call him an "ashole"?
@secondson saidWhat "terrible things" did they call him, Trump?
You do. Don't be naïve.
Did anyone stoop so low as to call him an "ashole"?
@secondson saidYou seem to be saying here that some those who oppose Trump are “anti-Christ types”, is that correct?
I "see" clearly. The impeachment of Trump was a political circus. I have little or no faith in our government to solve the problems that plague our land.
Many anti-christ types have reared their ugly heads throughout history "for many of the same wrong reasons". Sometimes it's difficult to tell the difference between the sinners and the saints.
This world is the devil ...[text shortened]... ce who's directing our path. Many are self-deceived. Others are automatons. Few walk the narrow way.
@secondson saidOn your side of the aisle, Mitt Romney would exhibit presidential character and integrity if he were to be elected to the Oval Office, his beliefs and policies notwithstanding.
I think Trump is trying, but some of his stuff is questionable, and I doubt there's a man or woman with the character and integrity of presidential caliber anywhere in this land coming to the fore in the foreseeable future.