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Do angels have a navel?

Do angels have a navel?

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Well? Has anyone ever looked?

I've conducted an exhausted search through ancient pictures and writings and no mention of it.

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Originally posted by @whodey
Well? Has anyone ever looked?

I've conducted an exhausted search through ancient pictures and writings and no mention of it.
You missed one.

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Originally posted by @whodey
Well? Has anyone ever looked?

I've conducted an exhausted search through ancient pictures and writings and no mention of it.
Angels - how do they reproduce?
Do they have sex and nine month later a child birth? (Then they have navels.)
Or does god just create more angels when the old ones die? (Then navels are not needed.)

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Originally posted by @fabianfnas
Angels - how do they reproduce?
Do they have sex and nine month later a child birth? (Then they have navels.)
Or does god just create more angels when the old ones die? (Then navels are not needed.)
Wait up!

One question at a time please! 😠

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Originally posted by @whodey
Wait up!

One question at a time please! 😠
I don't think they actually like boats. I found that out at navel headquarters.

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Originally posted by @fabianfnas
Angels - how do they reproduce?
Do they have sex and nine month later a child birth? (Then they have navels.)
Or does god just create more angels when the old ones die? (Then navels are not needed.)
I seem to remember somebody on here telling me that there is no hanky-panky in heaven....FOR ANYBODY!!!!!!.......and they have the cheek to call it heaven.

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Originally posted by @whodey
Well? Has anyone ever looked?

I've conducted an exhausted search through ancient pictures and writings and no mention of it.
Why in the world would angels have navels?

You do understand they are not humans, right?

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Originally posted by @suzianne
Why in the world would angels have navels?

You do understand they are not humans, right?
Assuming they are real. Why can't they have navels? Do you know that much about them that you know how they reproduce?

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Originally posted by @suzianne
Why in the world would angels have navels?

You do understand they are not humans, right?
Whodey is metaphorically holding your head under the duvet and farting.

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Originally posted by @suzianne
Why in the world would angels have navels?

You do understand they are not humans, right?
Every mammal has navel.
Every female mammal has breasts to feed their young ones.
Female angels have breasts, so angels must be mammals.
So angels have navels. Q.E.D.

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Originally posted by @fabianfnas
Every mammal has navel.
Every female mammal has breasts to feed their young ones.
Female angels have breasts, so angels must be mammals.
So angels have navels. Q.E.D.
That doesn't prove much about male angels though.

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Originally posted by @sonhouse
That doesn't prove much about male angels though.
We don't even know if they have sex to reproduce. Perhaps god create new ones on the spot when the old ones has died. They have a boring life.

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OMG, this is seriously the single most stupid thread I've ever seen. Do you people hear yourselves?

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Originally posted by @divegeester
Whodey is metaphorically holding your head under the duvet and farting.
Yeah, great, the jackass brother I never had.

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Originally posted by @suzianne
OMG, this is seriously the single most stupid thread I've ever seen. Do you people hear yourselves?
I think this is rather amusing!

People believe in angels but don't know anything about them. They just are there, they think! And their appearance noone cares about. That's really stupid!

And when we are about to find out their appearance, you think *this* is stupid?
I just think it's amusing!

I wonder, are there angels that have colors that is not just white or black? Are there brownfeathered angels? The irish angels must be redfeathered, right! When the male angels are getting old, do they lose their feathers and get bold? What does the bible say about the matter...?

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