1. Subscriberlemondrop
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    or is it a 24/7 church like existence
  2. Devonshire
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    04 Dec '18 22:26
    @lemondrop said
    or is it a 24/7 church like existence
    Who wants to know?
  3. Subscriberlemondrop
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    @divegeester said
    Who wants to know?
    me and a few other earthlings
  4. Subscriberlemondrop
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    do they play chess in heaven?
    could I become a grandmaster?
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    @lemondrop said
    do they play chess in heaven?
    Yes, but you can’t ruffle feathers.
  6. Standard memberSecondSon
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    The angels see God. Better than fun. They also rejoice when a sinner gets saved.

    Angels are very busy as ministering spirits.
  7. Subscriberlemondrop
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    @secondson said
    The angels see God. Better than fun. They also rejoice when a sinner gets saved.

    Angels are very busy as ministering spirits.
    doesn't sound like much fun
    so it is like a 24/7 church setting
    why does God need so much help?
    do the angels rejoice more if the sinner saved was a really bad person?
  8. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    @secondson said
    The angels see God. Better than fun. They also rejoice when a sinner gets saved.

    Angels are very busy as ministering spirits.
    Wow. They see god.
    Brown-nosers.
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    @lemondrop said
    or is it a 24/7 church like existence
    Do angels have fun?

    Sure, they have been playing tricks me for years.
  10. Subscriberlemondrop
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    @secondson said
    The angels see God. Better than fun. They also rejoice when a sinner gets saved.

    Angels are very busy as ministering spirits.
    so they become little preachers
    when do the sinners get their wings?
    is it one on one ministering or do they do it in groups?
  11. Standard memberSecondSon
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    @lemondrop said
    so they become little preachers
    when do the sinners get their wings?
    is it one on one ministering or do they do it in groups?
    Didn't you know? They have a collective mind, and they travel at the speed of thought.

    Sinners get their wings as soon as the orders are filled. That can sometimes take up to six months depending on how many wing makers are on vacation at the time, and how many wings are in demand. It's basically a supply and demand market for wings.

    Watch for vagaries in the market like death tolls and birth rates. Stocks are high when births are down and deaths are up. Pretty simple.

    You could make a killing. I understand that wings are in high demand right now. Get in before it's too late. New manufacturers are tooling up for the burgeoning market.

    Insider news has it there's a war coming. Lots of pestilence, famine and stuff like that.

    You might consider raising chickens. They produce the best quality feathers for wings. Low maintenance bird. Great free rangers too. Keeps feed cost down. Great for utility wings.

    Also, you might consider a niche market. For example, there's the high fliers. Some sinners want to fly high above the heavens. Eagle's wings are best for that, and they pay a high premium.

    By the way, the consultation is free. If you want to get in at ground level you can attend my seminar at the Hyatt Regency in Miami in January. Cost is only $6,999.00, and $12,999.00 for couples. Of course, this seminar may be cancelled if Palamar's prediction comes to pass. In that case the cost of wings will skyrocket, and it will be too late to invest.

    So I'm adding a special deal. If you send me a cashiers check for $19.99 by December 7, I will send you the complete series of lectures on CD by the 10th. An additional fee of $5.99 for shipping and handling not included.
  12. Subscribermoonbus
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    @lemondrop said
    or is it a 24/7 church like existence
    Pope JPII asserted that there is no sex in heaven, so you can strike that sort of fun off the menu. (Terrorists who blow themselves up in public places and imagine that they will be greeted by 1,000 virgins are going to be disappointed.)

    Angels are reported to be engaged in the contemplative adoration of God. It's 'fun' on a higher plane, not carnal.
  13. Subscriberbadradgeronline
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    @moonbus said
    Pope JPII asserted that there is no sex in heaven, so you can strike that sort of fun off the menu. (Terrorists who blow themselves up in public places and imagine that they will be greeted by 1,000 virgins are going to be disappointed.)

    Angels are reported to be engaged in the contemplative adoration of God. It's 'fun' on a higher plane, not carnal.
    hows the sex angle in hell?
  14. Subscriberrookie54
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    @badradger said
    hows the sex angle in hell?
    lol, damn my imagination, and YOU for greasing the wheels...

    a red hot poker,
    inna bone dry rear...
    everything you want,
    but cain't get near...
  15. Subscribermoonbus
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    @badradger said
    hows the sex angle in hell?
    The Greek myth of Tantalus comes to mind: you can see what you want, but you can't get it.
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