@secondson saiddoesn't sound like much fun
The angels see God. Better than fun. They also rejoice when a sinner gets saved.
Angels are very busy as ministering spirits.
so it is like a 24/7 church setting
why does God need so much help?
do the angels rejoice more if the sinner saved was a really bad person?
@secondson saidWow. They see god.
The angels see God. Better than fun. They also rejoice when a sinner gets saved.
Angels are very busy as ministering spirits.
Brown-nosers.
@lemondrop saidDo angels have fun?
or is it a 24/7 church like existence
Sure, they have been playing tricks me for years.
@secondson saidso they become little preachers
The angels see God. Better than fun. They also rejoice when a sinner gets saved.
Angels are very busy as ministering spirits.
when do the sinners get their wings?
is it one on one ministering or do they do it in groups?
@lemondrop saidDidn't you know? They have a collective mind, and they travel at the speed of thought.
so they become little preachers
when do the sinners get their wings?
is it one on one ministering or do they do it in groups?
Sinners get their wings as soon as the orders are filled. That can sometimes take up to six months depending on how many wing makers are on vacation at the time, and how many wings are in demand. It's basically a supply and demand market for wings.
Watch for vagaries in the market like death tolls and birth rates. Stocks are high when births are down and deaths are up. Pretty simple.
You could make a killing. I understand that wings are in high demand right now. Get in before it's too late. New manufacturers are tooling up for the burgeoning market.
Insider news has it there's a war coming. Lots of pestilence, famine and stuff like that.
You might consider raising chickens. They produce the best quality feathers for wings. Low maintenance bird. Great free rangers too. Keeps feed cost down. Great for utility wings.
Also, you might consider a niche market. For example, there's the high fliers. Some sinners want to fly high above the heavens. Eagle's wings are best for that, and they pay a high premium.
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@lemondrop saidPope JPII asserted that there is no sex in heaven, so you can strike that sort of fun off the menu. (Terrorists who blow themselves up in public places and imagine that they will be greeted by 1,000 virgins are going to be disappointed.)
or is it a 24/7 church like existence
Angels are reported to be engaged in the contemplative adoration of God. It's 'fun' on a higher plane, not carnal.
@moonbus saidhows the sex angle in hell?
Pope JPII asserted that there is no sex in heaven, so you can strike that sort of fun off the menu. (Terrorists who blow themselves up in public places and imagine that they will be greeted by 1,000 virgins are going to be disappointed.)
Angels are reported to be engaged in the contemplative adoration of God. It's 'fun' on a higher plane, not carnal.
@badradger saidlol, damn my imagination, and YOU for greasing the wheels...
hows the sex angle in hell?
a red hot poker,
inna bone dry rear...
everything you want,
but cain't get near...
@badradger saidThe Greek myth of Tantalus comes to mind: you can see what you want, but you can't get it.
hows the sex angle in hell?