Favorite Bible Verse with a Twist

Site a verse and give your interpretation.

Titus 3:10 - A man that is an heretic after the first and second admonition reject;

Interpretation: Never argue with an idiot.

Originally posted by josephw
Site a verse and give your interpretation.

Titus 3:10 - A man that is an heretic after the first and second admonition reject;

Interpretation: Never argue with an idiot.

Thats a rather odd interpretation. Are you saying that us atheists are all idiots if we don't convert after you admonish us twice?
A better interpretation would be "don't waste your time, the guys too smart for you".

Originally posted by josephw
Site a verse and give your interpretation.

Titus 3:10 - A man that is an heretic after the first and second admonition reject;

Interpretation: Never argue with an idiot.

You probably meant "cite" but show poor usage of modern English.

To take a partial sentence from Titus and come up with this is quite the stretch. Do you even understand Anglo-Saxon?

Originally posted by josephw
Site a verse and give your interpretation.

Titus 3:10 - A man that is an heretic after the first and second admonition reject;

Interpretation: Never argue with an idiot.

Spot on. It reminds me of a verse in Proverbs which says something similar in that if you argue with a fool, after a while you begin to give him a certain degree of credibility in that their views are even worth arguing. You then make yourself look like a fool after a while.

hang on guys this is the fourth at josephw, he only wanted two

Originally posted by twhitehead
Thats a rather odd interpretation. Are you saying that us atheists are all idiots if we don't convert after you admonish us twice?
A better interpretation would be "don't waste your time, the guys too smart for you".

If I thought you were an idiot I wouldn't waste my time.

But I just may be wasting my time if you're too smart for me. 😉

Originally posted by Badwater
You probably meant "cite" but show poor usage of modern English.

To take a partial sentence from Titus and come up with this is quite the stretch. Do you even understand Anglo-Saxon?

I misspelled a word. 🙄

Strain at a gnat, swallow a camel.

Originally posted by whodey
Spot on. It reminds me of a verse in Proverbs which says something similar in that if you argue with a fool, after a while you begin to give him a certain degree of credibility in that their views are even worth arguing. You then make yourself look like a fool after a while.

Yes. I remember that verse going on in here once. I looked it up. Makes perfect sense.

Common' folks. I thought we could have a little fun with this.

This isn't meant to be so serious. Believe it or not I do have a sense of humor.

Everything has a funny side to it don't you think?

Originally posted by josephw
Common' folks. I thought we could have a little fun with this.

This isn't meant to be so serious. Believe it or not I do have a sense of humor.

Everything has a funny side to it don't you think?

Matthew 11:15 - He that hath ears to hear, let him hear.

Interpretation: Hey, are you listening?