Spirituality
06 Aug 05
06 Aug 05
Will they be serving fried chicken up in Heaven ? I sure hope so. I can see it now. Sitting there sipping the Lords iced tea with a chicken leg in one hand looking down on the miserable sinners roasting in Hell. Now thats my idea of an eternal good time. Maybe bring along a boom box with some Jimmy Swaggart cd's to add to the mood. I guess thats why they call it Heaven.
06 Aug 05
Originally posted by buckky1Co 2:9 But as it is written, Eye hath not seen, nor ear heard, neither have entered into the heart of man, the things which God hath prepared for them that love him.
Will they be serving fried chicken up in Heaven ? I sure hope so. I can see it now. Sitting there sipping the Lords iced tea with a chicken leg in one hand looking down on the miserable sinners roasting in Hell. Now thats my idea of an eternal good time. Maybe bring along a boom box with some Jimmy Swaggart cd's to add to the mood. I guess thats why they call it Heaven.
06 Aug 05
Originally posted by buckkyso chickens only go to heavan to be eaten...... guess our heavan is their hell 🙂
Will they be serving fried chicken up in Heaven ? I sure hope so. I can see it now. Sitting there sipping the Lords iced tea with a chicken leg in one hand looking down on the miserable sinners roasting in Hell. Now thats my idea of an eternal good time. Maybe bring along a boom box with some Jimmy Swaggart cd's to add to the mood. I guess thats why they call it Heaven.
07 Aug 05
Originally posted by SerendipityOnly bad chickens go to heaven.
so chickens only go to heavan to be eaten...... guess our heavan is their hell 🙂
Good chickens go to hell to reap their revenge and feast upon the roasted sinners. This is known in theological circles as Chicken-Man duality.
07 Aug 05
Originally posted by buckky
Will they be serving fried chicken up in Heaven ? I sure hope so. I can see it now. Sitting there sipping the Lords iced tea with a chicken leg in one hand looking down on the miserable sinners roasting in Hell. Now thats my idea of an eternal good time. Maybe bring along a boom box with some Jimmy Swaggart cd's to add to the mood. I guess thats why they call it Heaven.
Who the hell told ya you'll be goin to Heaven?!
07 Aug 05
Originally posted by skywalker redI think the definition of omnipresent is being pentecostal cracker cookin up fried chicken and having a Jewish hospital dedicate a research center to you.
actually, colonel sanders got saved , i think it was in a north carolina pentecostal church, so im pretty sure he IS in heaven. true story
08 Aug 05
Originally posted by buckkyOnly Vegans go to Heaven. The rest are recycled as prey animals until they learn. All carnivore animals are angels. Except you. You are a chicken-eating, hellbound SINNER! Repent today and get a free pass to the zoo.
Will they be serving fried chicken up in Heaven ? I sure hope so. I can see it now. Sitting there sipping the Lords iced tea with a chicken leg in one hand looking down on the miserable sinners roasting in Hell. Now thats my idea of an eternal good time. Maybe bring along a boom box with some Jimmy Swaggart cd's to add to the mood. I guess thats why they call it Heaven.
08 Aug 05
Originally posted by HalitoseYeah, god sure is a Dr. Feelgood, ain't he? I can see how this form of early dianetics works on the mind.
1Co 2:9 But as it is written, Eye hath not seen, nor ear heard, neither have entered into the heart of man, the things which God hath prepared for them that love him.