Will they be serving fried chicken up in Heaven ? I sure hope so. I can see it now. Sitting there sipping the Lords iced tea with a chicken leg in one hand looking down on the miserable sinners roasting in Hell. Now thats my idea of an eternal good time. Maybe bring along a boom box with some Jimmy Swaggart cd's to add to the mood. I guess thats why they call it Heaven.
Originally posted by buckky Will they be serving fried chicken up in Heaven ? I sure hope so. I can see it now. Sitting there sipping the Lords iced tea with a chicken leg in one hand looking down on the miserable sinners roasting in Hell. Now thats my idea of an eternal good time. Maybe bring along a boom box with some Jimmy Swaggart cd's to add to the mood. I guess thats why they call it Heaven.
1Co 2:9 But as it is written, Eye hath not seen, nor ear heard, neither have entered into the heart of man, the things which God hath prepared for them that love him.
Originally posted by buckky Will they be serving fried chicken up in Heaven ? I sure hope so. I can see it now. Sitting there sipping the Lords iced tea with a chicken leg in one hand looking down on the miserable sinners roasting in Hell. Now thats my idea of an eternal good time. Maybe bring along a boom box with some Jimmy Swaggart cd's to add to the mood. I guess thats why they call it Heaven.
so chickens only go to heavan to be eaten...... guess our heavan is their hell 🙂
Originally posted by buckky Will they be serving fried chicken up in Heaven ? I sure hope so. I can see it now. Sitting there sipping the Lords iced tea with a chicken leg in one hand looking down on the miserable sinners roasting in Hell. Now thats my idea of an eternal good time. Maybe bring along a boom box with some Jimmy Swaggart cd's to add to the mood. I guess thats why they call it Heaven.
Originally posted by skywalker red actually, colonel sanders got saved , i think it was in a north carolina pentecostal church, so im pretty sure he IS in heaven. true story
I think the definition of omnipresent is being pentecostal cracker cookin up fried chicken and having a Jewish hospital dedicate a research center to you.
Originally posted by buckky Will they be serving fried chicken up in Heaven ? I sure hope so. I can see it now. Sitting there sipping the Lords iced tea with a chicken leg in one hand looking down on the miserable sinners roasting in Hell. Now thats my idea of an eternal good time. Maybe bring along a boom box with some Jimmy Swaggart cd's to add to the mood. I guess thats why they call it Heaven.
Only Vegans go to Heaven. The rest are recycled as prey animals until they learn. All carnivore animals are angels. Except you. You are a chicken-eating, hellbound SINNER! Repent today and get a free pass to the zoo.
Originally posted by Halitose 1Co 2:9 But as it is written, Eye hath not seen, nor ear heard, neither have entered into the heart of man, the things which God hath prepared for them that love him.
Yeah, god sure is a Dr. Feelgood, ain't he? I can see how this form of early dianetics works on the mind.
06 Aug '05 12:12
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