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Global Warming: Final Solution!

Global Warming: Final Solution!

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So has anyone else noticed the irrefutable fact that as the number of pirates in the world decreases, the global temperature goes up. There is a pretty graph supporting this reality too. There is only one solution to global warming. I am buying a boat and starting a yacht stealing club. Who's with me?

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Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow
So has anyone else noticed the irrefutable fact that as the number of pirates in the world decreases, the global temperature goes up. There is a pretty graph supporting this reality too. There is only one solution to global warming. I am buying a boat and starting a yacht stealing club. Who's with me?
Yarr matey, just so laong as I can get me a monkey, as travelin' companion yarr

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Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow
So has anyone else noticed the irrefutable fact that as the number of pirates in the world decreases, the global temperature goes up. There is a pretty graph supporting this reality too. There is only one solution to global warming. I am buying a boat and starting a yacht stealing club. Who's with me?
Global warming? Final solution? I thought you were going to advocate sending all the polluters to Auschwitz.

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Originally posted by Canadaguy
Yarr matey, just so laong as I can get me a monkey, as travelin' companion yarr
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/about.html

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Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow
So has anyone else noticed the irrefutable fact that as the number of pirates in the world decreases, the global temperature goes up. There is a pretty graph supporting this reality too. There is only one solution to global warming. I am buying a boat and starting a yacht stealing club. Who's with me?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v694/XanthosNZ/importantgraph.jpg

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v694/XanthosNZ/importantgraph.jpg
Wonderful. I'd call it wonderful satire, but it's almost perfectly similar to the real "science" behind global warming activism that I don't know if that term would be appropriate.

Mad props to you and Umbrage.