02 Jan '07 17:13>1 edit
[this is an extension of a long since forgotton debate I had with jaywill who believed in the old testament btw]
see...the power rangers, I never really liked that program, the basic idea was completely screwed up...some little monsters come from far away, so the power rangers dress up in silly costumes and then engage in a bit of pugilism with em...then the monsters get some bigger friends...in return the power rangers summon up some zords and fight em again...then the monsters get some even bigger friends where the power rangers then combine into the megazord and fight them again, and so on...when will they ever realise...whenever evil monsters come just get the freaking ultrazord out and kick their asses totally...stop wasting time...in fact just take a stroll over to evil-monster land and lay waste to them for good!
What has this got to do with God and Satan?...see, God is this all powerful dude that can do what the hell it likes and is fighting an age old battle with Satan (who is just a fallen angel...not even an omnipotent god)...and what does he use to fight the devil?...humans!!! you can just imagine the taunting and the jibes that takes place up in never-never land:
God: Yeah bitch...whatcha gonna do now eh?....I've just made humans hehe...now they will all do as I command them...they won't align with you...you're gonna be all alone mweh hehe hehe...I win!
Satan: Aha!!! but before you made humans I was all alone anyway...and look!! Adam's eating that apple....chalk one up for my team!
God: grrrr...stupid human dis-obeyed me...stupid human tricked me, for that I shall condemn the entire race that I shall create later to Earth...but they will baulk you Satan....you just wait and see!!!
why doesn't God pull out his holy equivalent of the Ultrazord and just destroy Satan immediately...instead of messing about!!!
why does god punish us for sinning?....did he not foresee that we would?...are we able to pull the wool over his eyes? are the plan and schemes of this supreme, omnipotent and all knowing deity a bit crap?
see...the power rangers, I never really liked that program, the basic idea was completely screwed up...some little monsters come from far away, so the power rangers dress up in silly costumes and then engage in a bit of pugilism with em...then the monsters get some bigger friends...in return the power rangers summon up some zords and fight em again...then the monsters get some even bigger friends where the power rangers then combine into the megazord and fight them again, and so on...when will they ever realise...whenever evil monsters come just get the freaking ultrazord out and kick their asses totally...stop wasting time...in fact just take a stroll over to evil-monster land and lay waste to them for good!
What has this got to do with God and Satan?...see, God is this all powerful dude that can do what the hell it likes and is fighting an age old battle with Satan (who is just a fallen angel...not even an omnipotent god)...and what does he use to fight the devil?...humans!!! you can just imagine the taunting and the jibes that takes place up in never-never land:
God: Yeah bitch...whatcha gonna do now eh?....I've just made humans hehe...now they will all do as I command them...they won't align with you...you're gonna be all alone mweh hehe hehe...I win!
Satan: Aha!!! but before you made humans I was all alone anyway...and look!! Adam's eating that apple....chalk one up for my team!
God: grrrr...stupid human dis-obeyed me...stupid human tricked me, for that I shall condemn the entire race that I shall create later to Earth...but they will baulk you Satan....you just wait and see!!!
why doesn't God pull out his holy equivalent of the Ultrazord and just destroy Satan immediately...instead of messing about!!!
why does god punish us for sinning?....did he not foresee that we would?...are we able to pull the wool over his eyes? are the plan and schemes of this supreme, omnipotent and all knowing deity a bit crap?