Originally posted by catfoodtim
I did indeed.
My ten-point criteria for giving recs are:
i) Does the post involve some sort of novelty?
ii) Does the post mention breakfast cereal?
iii) Is the poster a Genuine and Authorised Pope?
iv) Does the post use antiquated or archaic language?
v) Is the poster a Barbary pirate?
vi) Does the post jeopardise my immortal soul?
vii) Does t ...[text shortened]... Goddess Lakshmi?
x) Does the poster profess to have facial hair?
Scores over a 6 earn a rec.
Har har, splice ye mainbrace me hearties and raise the jolly roger while I goes for me cornflakes.
Damn ye to hellfire ye swab catfoodtim, me beard be better than yers.
God bless Lakshmi.