God told me to skin you alive

Originally posted by catfoodtim
7ate9 is my hero.


You americanised scum.

You turned into a mug, cats' eyes in the cupboard
iconic sentimental displacement
your murder
is my soul,
that mawkish and final

Originally posted by catfoodtim
7ate9 is my hero.


You americanised scum.

That's exactly what the innocent people in Iraq say before the Americanised scum executes them! 😠

I was just about to start a dead kennedys thread. damn you catfoodtim, damn you to hell!

🙂

I'm gonna do the same.


...did you rec me for damning you to hell? 😀

You can run on for a long time
run on for a long time
run on for a long time
sooner or later God'll cut you down
sonner or later God'll cut you down
go tell that long tongued liar
go tell the midnight rider
tell the rambler the gambler the backbiter
that sooner later God's gonna cut 'em down

Originally posted by catfoodtim
I did indeed.

My ten-point criteria for giving recs are:

i) Does the post involve some sort of novelty?
ii) Does the post mention breakfast cereal?
iii) Is the poster a Genuine and Authorised Pope?
iv) Does the post use antiquated or archaic language?
v) Is the poster a Barbary pirate?
vi) Does the post jeopardise my immortal soul?
vii) Does t ...[text shortened]... Goddess Lakshmi?
x) Does the poster profess to have facial hair?

Scores over a 6 earn a rec.

so, 6 novelties an up earn a rec, but a single moustache scores a touchdown instantly?




what about a pope with a novelty moustache?

Originally posted by catfoodtim
I did indeed.

My ten-point criteria for giving recs are:

i) Does the post involve some sort of novelty?
ii) Does the post mention breakfast cereal?
iii) Is the poster a Genuine and Authorised Pope?
iv) Does the post use antiquated or archaic language?
v) Is the poster a Barbary pirate?
vi) Does the post jeopardise my immortal soul?
vii) Does t ...[text shortened]... Goddess Lakshmi?
x) Does the poster profess to have facial hair?

Scores over a 6 earn a rec.

Har har, splice ye mainbrace me hearties and raise the jolly roger while I goes for me cornflakes.
Damn ye to hellfire ye swab catfoodtim, me beard be better than yers.

God bless Lakshmi.

Yours sincerely,
Benedict XVI.

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
Har har, splice ye mainbrace me hearties and raise the jolly roger while I goes for me cornflakes.
Damn ye to hellfire ye swab catfoodtim, me beard be better than yers.

God bless Lakshmi.

Yours sincerely,
Benedict XVI.

LOL!