1. Not Kansas
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    30 Aug '05 01:22
    Apparently not. Intelligent Falling is the new thing.

    http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4133&n=2
  2. Cosmos
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    30 Aug '05 01:29
    Hilarious!

    This guy has a degree in physics?

    The "Oral" Roberts University must give out degrees to anyone who gives good head!
  3. Standard memberfrogstomp
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    30 Aug '05 02:502 edits
    Originally posted by howardgee
    Hilarious!

    This guy has a degree in physics?

    The "Oral" Roberts University must give out degrees to anyone who gives good head!
    he needs an edit

    "Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational force, but because a higher intelligence, 'God' if you will, is pushing them down," said Gabriel Burdett, who holds degrees in education, applied Scripture, and physics from Oral Roberts University.


    change 'pushing' to 'holding' and By , George !!! He's got it !!

    at least in his own case.

    edit... btw a banana has a "higher intelligence" than that IDiot.

    a 2nd edit for clarity change " pushing them down " to " holding them back"
  4. Not Kansas
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    30 Aug '05 03:07
    I used to like watching Dick van Dyke fall down. Now, that's some intelligent falling!
  5. Standard memberXanthosNZ
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    30 Aug '05 06:56
    Originally posted by howardgee
    Hilarious!

    This guy has a degree in physics?

    The "Oral" Roberts University must give out degrees to anyone who gives good head!
    The Onion is a humour website.

    This article is taking a swing at Intelligent Design as an alternative to Evolution.
  6. Subscribersonhouse
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    30 Aug '05 12:46
    Originally posted by XanthosNZ
    The Onion is a humour website.

    This article is taking a swing at Intelligent Design as an alternative to Evolution.
    And there is the distinct possiblility its irony too....
  7. Standard memberUmbrageOfSnow
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    01 Sep '05 02:32
    That article was half right, there is no gravity, but it's not GOD who pushes things down, it's the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
  8. Calgary
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    01 Sep '05 04:011 edit
    Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow
    That article was half right, there is no gravity, but it's not GOD who pushes things down, it's the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
    I was touched by his noodly appendage.



    I nearly fell over while reading this.
  9. Standard memberUmbrageOfSnow
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    02 Sep '05 01:49
    I love how it even explains global warming
  10. SubscriberAThousandYoung
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    02 Sep '05 21:59
    Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow
    I love how it even explains global warming
    It does? Where does it say that?
  11. Standard membermenace71
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    03 Sep '05 07:04
    when you drink too much you have gravity attacks!!!

    Manny
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