Gravity?

KneverKnight

Strawman

Spirituality

30 Aug 05

KneverKnight

Strawman

Not Kansas

Joined: 10 Jul 04
Moves: 6405

30 Aug 05

Apparently not. Intelligent Falling is the new thing.

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4133&n=2

howardgee

Cosmos

Joined: 21 Jan 04
Moves: 11184

30 Aug 05

Hilarious!

This guy has a degree in physics?

The "Oral" Roberts University must give out degrees to anyone who gives good head!

frogstomp

Bruno's Ghost

In a hot place

Joined: 11 Sep 04
Moves: 7707

30 Aug 05

2 edits

Originally posted by howardgee
Hilarious!

This guy has a degree in physics?

The "Oral" Roberts University must give out degrees to anyone who gives good head!

he needs an edit

"Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational force, but because a higher intelligence, 'God' if you will, is pushing them down," said Gabriel Burdett, who holds degrees in education, applied Scripture, and physics from Oral Roberts University.

change 'pushing' to 'holding' and By , George !!! He's got it !!

at least in his own case.

edit... btw a banana has a "higher intelligence" than that IDiot.

a 2nd edit for clarity change " pushing them down " to " holding them back"

KneverKnight

Strawman

Not Kansas

Joined: 10 Jul 04
Moves: 6405

30 Aug 05

I used to like watching Dick van Dyke fall down. Now, that's some intelligent falling!

XanthosNZ

Cancerous Bus Crash

p^2.sin(phi)

Joined: 06 Sep 04
Moves: 25076

30 Aug 05

Originally posted by howardgee
Hilarious!

This guy has a degree in physics?

The "Oral" Roberts University must give out degrees to anyone who gives good head!

The Onion is a humour website.

This article is taking a swing at Intelligent Design as an alternative to Evolution.

sonhouse

Fast and Curious

slatington, pa, usa

Joined: 28 Dec 04
Moves: 53321

30 Aug 05

Originally posted by XanthosNZ
The Onion is a humour website.

This article is taking a swing at Intelligent Design as an alternative to Evolution.

And there is the distinct possiblility its irony too....

UmbrageOfSnow

All Bark, No Bite

Playing percussion

Joined: 13 Jul 05
Moves: 13279

01 Sep 05

That article was half right, there is no gravity, but it's not GOD who pushes things down, it's the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Canadaguy

Calgary

Joined: 02 May 05
Moves: 228

01 Sep 05

1 edit

Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow
That article was half right, there is no gravity, but it's not GOD who pushes things down, it's the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

I was touched by his noodly appendage.

I nearly fell over while reading this.

UmbrageOfSnow