Originally posted by howardgee
This guy has a degree in physics?
The "Oral" Roberts University must give out degrees to anyone who gives good head!
he needs an edit
"Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational force, but because a higher intelligence, 'God' if you will, is pushing them down," said Gabriel Burdett, who holds degrees in education, applied Scripture, and physics from Oral Roberts University.
change 'pushing' to 'holding' and By , George !!! He's got it !!
at least in his own case.
edit... btw a banana has a "higher intelligence" than that IDiot.
a 2nd edit for clarity change " pushing them down " to " holding them back"