Gravity?

Apparently not. Intelligent Falling is the new thing.

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4133&n=2

Hilarious!

This guy has a degree in physics?

The "Oral" Roberts University must give out degrees to anyone who gives good head!

Originally posted by howardgee
Hilarious!

This guy has a degree in physics?

The "Oral" Roberts University must give out degrees to anyone who gives good head!

he needs an edit

"Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational force, but because a higher intelligence, 'God' if you will, is pushing them down," said Gabriel Burdett, who holds degrees in education, applied Scripture, and physics from Oral Roberts University.


change 'pushing' to 'holding' and By , George !!! He's got it !!

at least in his own case.

edit... btw a banana has a "higher intelligence" than that IDiot.

a 2nd edit for clarity change " pushing them down " to " holding them back"

I used to like watching Dick van Dyke fall down. Now, that's some intelligent falling!

Originally posted by howardgee
Hilarious!

This guy has a degree in physics?

The "Oral" Roberts University must give out degrees to anyone who gives good head!

The Onion is a humour website.

This article is taking a swing at Intelligent Design as an alternative to Evolution.

Originally posted by XanthosNZ
The Onion is a humour website.

This article is taking a swing at Intelligent Design as an alternative to Evolution.

And there is the distinct possiblility its irony too....

That article was half right, there is no gravity, but it's not GOD who pushes things down, it's the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow
That article was half right, there is no gravity, but it's not GOD who pushes things down, it's the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

I was touched by his noodly appendage.



I nearly fell over while reading this.

I love how it even explains global warming

Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow
I love how it even explains global warming

It does? Where does it say that?

when you drink too much you have gravity attacks!!!

Manny